Vampire steals your girl

>vampire steals your girl
wat do?

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Ask him if I can become a vampire as well so I can become a chad

acquire werewolf gf and never look back

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Play around with his blood

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Women arent worth fighting for

Ned Kelly

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Furfags deserve to be holocausted

is there any better fantasy than becoming immortal and never aging? I'd totally be willing to kill the occasional person in exchange for that

You would grow bored to death after 200-300 years and realize how pointless existence and everything around you is

I agree to some degree but only if I can still go out in sunlight and cross don't hurt me and I can still see myself in mirrors.
Basically I don't want any of the drawbacks of being a vampire, just the immortality.

Immortality would fuck your mind up really hard

Would never happen
And I'll tell ya why
>laser scoped rifle fully equipped with armor piercing silver bullets that were blessed by Father Francis on 22nd and 3rd benson hurst

Hell, I wouldn't even let it get that far. I'd hunt the vamps when they were children. Gods will.

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I just watched this the other day. The third act really kinda sinks it for me. In a way I was reminded a lot of Ghostbuster's third act, but this was aimed towards the wish fulfillment of children. Also, the VHS store owner being the head vampire is a good idea, but shit execution.

open the curtains

I'd still believe

>eat garlic bread
>huff in his face
>"get outta here, batboy"

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At night, that won't help you.

>666
You're already under they're control. Help us! How do we stop vamps from stealing our girls?

Garlic didn't work in this setting. It was only stakes, holy water, and sunlight.

GARLIC DON'T CURE VAMPGINA???


then what does, cause my weiner itches

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Kill him. Kill his dad. Go kill some more vampires with grandpa.

nah you need at least 1 weakness so you can off yourself if you get bored

Vampires are very smart.
If they steal your girl, they plan to fuck them.
So?
What do we human's do... anticipate. Plan. Execute. If I see a hot bitch, I assume she's a vampire and kill her. If I find a human girl? I protect her. That's what your kind will never understand.

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I can smell it

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