Refuse to apologize

kek

karma

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I'm the guy who posts the Ode to Emma Watson copypasta. I'm even the person who created it. Seeing you anons shit on my waifu's looks this hard hurts because it's so painfully true. Anyway

Ode to Emma Watson

I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and New Delhi sewer water while a rabid hamster is clamped on to my nutsack for dear life just to be mauled by a pack of rottweilers after I crawl out of the pool just to sit in the same chair her mother did back in her 5th grade english class

I would drive a bulldozer through 5 orphanages just so i could snort her fathers pubes through a crackpipe on my son's graduation

I would let my balls be attacked by one thousand hornets for 10 years just to eat a cookie that was made by a baker who sees her walk by his bakery most days of the week.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Danger Boy, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the girl who have had touched the receipt that she handed to her during her shift at hooters.

I would insert barbed wire into my dick hole, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from her home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that she'd make an appointment with me and I get to inspect her toenails.

I love Emma, and I always will

she should buy a delorean an go back to the past to stop herself from not apologizing

>An amaranth planted in a garden near a Rose-Tree, thus addressed it: “What a lovely flower is the Rose, a favorite alike with Gods and with men. I envy you your beauty and your perfume.” The Rose replied, “I indeed, dear Amaranth, flourish but for a brief season! If no cruel hand pluck me from my stem, yet I must perish by an early doom. But thou art immortal and dost never fade, but bloomest for ever in renewed youth.”
6 out of 10 waifu bros always win

Why does she look like John C Riley?

>why do jannies delete spam

>this is considered a 10/10 in bongistan

VEGAN'D

well, we all end up looking like shit anyways. take the nikopill.

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>what is the first option when reporting posts on Any Forums
Answer that and you'll answer your own question.

>It's happening

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gross