Why the fucking shit did they not just say "hi" to each other?

Why the fucking shit did they not just say "hi" to each other?

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>zoomerino phonemaxxes and forgets what Alfred tells Bruce during the same movie

wew

because they weren't autists

yah but Alfred was just being dramatic when he said that. obviously if you see your lifelong ward that is essentially your son you're going to say something to him.

maybe alfred was imagining shit. he was senile

what a stupid ending

Why do they need to speak? It's enough for Alfred to see that his pseudo-son has found a partner. Bruce sees Alfred and so they're both happy because Bruce likely sat there just so Alfred could see them. It's so sad that some people don't understand subtlety. I think you'll understand when you're older. Old people like to do things in the easiest way possible. Going over to talk to Bruce is not the easiest thing possible. Making eye contact is easier and that's what he did before leaving.

Because if Alfred acknowledged him, gangsters would come out of nowhere and whack Bruce.

IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING!

There was a tangerine in the way

bro theyre literally kindred spirits who have spoken about everything so many fucking times that a smile is enough, you need to hang out with more people or make some good friends user idk what to tell you

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they both knew he made it

THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND!

Bruce didn't want him to clap.
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Zoomers don't understand because they're the least socialised generation in history.
The more time you spend with a person, the less you have to say to convey the same amount of information when talking to a stranger. Sometimes you don't have to say anything and your friend can understand how you feel from your body language. That's what it's like to be friends with someone. It's much different to speaking to a stranger where you need to clearly explain things.

life isn't a movie or an anime you don't need to pretend to be deep and romantic. people like being around loved ones. you honestly think it's believable that these two would part ways forever? the irony of being told i'm too young and don't have friends when you two are LARPing like you actually live in the batman movie baka

it was a dream duh

>you honestly think it's believable that these two would part ways forever?

Why is it not believable? Alfred is an old man, which means he'll part ways with Bruce when he dies. Did you think about that at all? That means he has to say goodbye eventually and he might as well do it now instead of when he's too feeble to move.

I was...looking at the lights.

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>you honestly think it's believable
its a movie about a billionaire who learns ninjitsu and uses gadgets to subdue mastermind criminals, if THIS is the scene that broke your immersion then you have to be super autistic

>Didn't think you had it in you, but seriously, sick trim bro.

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this scene got to me in theaters because i'd read a fake spoiler that bruce dies in the end. anyways it makes sense bruce would follow alfred's earlier speech to a t since he has severe autism.

>yes I don't want to be with my surrogate father in the last years of his life
that's an even better case as to why this scene makes no sense, normal people don't behave this way.

arguments like this have always been a female trait.