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make a wish Any Forums I wont Monkey Paw you I swear

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I wish OP was a heterosexual.

I wish fungus could survive high temperature.

>I wish to be able to perfectly mimic the voice of anyone I can think of, including accent
>I wish to master any programming language that I want
>I wish for one chalupa supreme from Taco Bell

I wish you were free genie!

I wish you a good morning sirs.

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I wish I had an attractive, black, dominant gf.

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I wish I could know the answer to any question I think of.

Granted, but “He” is a trans-lesbian.

Granted, your house burns down and your mom finds your Cum box.

Granted, but you lose your capacity to make sound, the programming language is immediately outdated once your learn it, your chalupa is the last chalupa.

Granted.

Granted, Stacey Abrams is your gf.

Granted, your mind explodes from its inability to contain the knowledge.

Looks like you’ve been cursed once before.

I wish for a new, good Wishmaster film

Denied, you cannot wish for a paradox user. Without shit, good cannot exist.

I wish for aliens to contact earth in a meaningful way

Granted, but you miss it because of your NEET lifestyle.

I can hear his voice in my head based actor.

Hello Wishmaster
>I wish for you to reenact every pornographic film ever made in chronological order for the point of view of the receiver, begin immediatly
>I wish for every user itt to be attached to chairs, intravenously fed, and catheter attached, you will watch the wishmasters display until you naturally expire
>i'll get back to you on the last one once your done

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Granted, but you are left impotent by your porn addiction and everyone watching abandons you after seeing your bestiality and MLP phased.

i don't want to be around any more

Granted, you are now fridge framed.

I want to be brutally killed in the most gruesomely horrifyingly painful and grotesque way. WHAT NOW FAGGOT???

More Star Wars!
A Witcher tv series!
Wheel of Time adaptation!
and Halo too! It's my favorite!

I wish to go back in time with my current memories.

I wish for you to sexually pleasure me with your mouth in the typical human on human mating ritual without any twists or weird shit and without harming me or doing anything else except pleasuring my penis with your mouth. And you have to swallow my cum and call me daddy the whole time until I tell you that I'm done.

ICECREAM