But sire, it would take us 3 moons to reach them on our best horses!

>But sire, it would take us 3 moons to reach them on our best horses!
>You have a fortnight.

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>fear ye not, acquired i have flying dragons

>That little stunt you pulled in the Battle of Adramyttium was unacceptable. We cant afford to have such wrecklessness fighting for the Lord.
>Im gonna to need you to hand in your sword and shield...Im pullin' you off the crusade.

FORTNITE

how long is a fortnight again?

WE GOT A
NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE

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>... and your other dagger

>A fourth crusade? Jesus Christ, I'm getting tired of sequels. Well who the hell did they put in charge?
>They put [comic relief character] in charge, sir
*record scratch*
>They did WHAT?!
*smash cut to Byzantium*
>Uh, guys?
*turns map right side up*
*horse covers eyes with hooves*

>moses, eh? You saw WHAT?
*jump cuts of ufos abducting moses*
>wheels within wheels sir

Damn thee, Sir Percival...thou art a loose catapult!

The term fortnight (short for fourteen nights, i.e. 2 weeks) is used almost as much in the UK as month or year. It's a really useful time measurement.

40 nights

Yeah Fortnite we bout to get down (Get down!)
Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out Tomato Town

14 days.

>And thine other blade

whoa, deep

>if mine noble knight is by my side, then whomst dons the armour perched upon my steed?

>[I'm walking on sunshine starts playing]

fourth day's night

SWORD, CRUCIFIX, NOW

Fourt more nights

4 nights

>Jeramiah get iSpear

>SHE WAS ONLY 17 SUMMERS ALIVE YOU SICK KNAVE

>*turns map right side up*
kek