>Peter,i didn't know you were so awkward about sex
What did she mean by this?
Peter,i didn't know you were so awkward about sex
>Jesus aunt may, you need to knock!
I needed an older woman to teach me about sex
That she’s getting tired of calling on him and he’d better start being more proactive
>that time my moms hot drunk friend burst through my downstairs room door having no reason to be there while I was jerking off
>me awkwardly trying to hide that I was masturbating
>her lingering
I still regret it to this day
Call her up
What is there to regret. Nothing really happened
This is why you will always be a virgin
you say that as if it's a bad thing
Well, girls do have cooties so i guess youre right
That's precisely what he regrets.
I know. Had a brainfart there and realized later oops
She's so hot it's unreal. Even in the sexless gay void that are the MCU movies, she shines as a bastion of sexiness.
I can't believe they actually killed her
i bet you guys are going to vomit once you see her wrinkled naked body
>jew
>no children
>still behaving like a finding myself cumbucket in her 50s
lmaoing at your life wine aunt may
If I lived with an aunt that look like this I would be in prison for rape and incest charges
she looks a lot like Helena Price
Yeah vomit come out of my dick.
Anons not realizing this line is actually in the movie
I don't think the incest part would get you in trouble bud
But the Jewish judge would throw it in just to make my time in prison longer
heh sorry kid but I don't watch children's movies