Peter,i didn't know you were so awkward about sex

>Peter,i didn't know you were so awkward about sex
What did she mean by this?

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>Jesus aunt may, you need to knock!

I needed an older woman to teach me about sex

That she’s getting tired of calling on him and he’d better start being more proactive

>that time my moms hot drunk friend burst through my downstairs room door having no reason to be there while I was jerking off
>me awkwardly trying to hide that I was masturbating
>her lingering
I still regret it to this day

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Call her up

What is there to regret. Nothing really happened

This is why you will always be a virgin

you say that as if it's a bad thing

Well, girls do have cooties so i guess youre right

That's precisely what he regrets.

I know. Had a brainfart there and realized later oops

She's so hot it's unreal. Even in the sexless gay void that are the MCU movies, she shines as a bastion of sexiness.

I can't believe they actually killed her

i bet you guys are going to vomit once you see her wrinkled naked body

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>jew
>no children
>still behaving like a finding myself cumbucket in her 50s
lmaoing at your life wine aunt may

If I lived with an aunt that look like this I would be in prison for rape and incest charges

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she looks a lot like Helena Price

Yeah vomit come out of my dick.

Anons not realizing this line is actually in the movie

I don't think the incest part would get you in trouble bud

But the Jewish judge would throw it in just to make my time in prison longer

heh sorry kid but I don't watch children's movies