>Who was that? Ooh a friend? Since when have you had other friends? Oooh fwiend!
How do you respond?
Who was that? Ooh a friend? Since when have you had other friends? Oooh fwiend!
id go and walk with my other freinds to class
OOOOOHH FRIEND
Briefcase wanker!
>OI, FUCK OFF, YOU SIMP WANKER
>CARLI WILL NEVER EVER SHAG YOU, YOU PATHETIC TWAT
Based Simon. Having fwiends is for losers. A true sigma male is alone
Make up a story about how much gash I get.
>ohh friend
>*spergs*
>IM NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND
good show
Fock off cunt (in a British accent of course ;))
Who was in the wrong here?
>"You're a virgin aren't you McKenzie?"
>How do you respond?
Speaking as a Bong who was once a teenager, you can't
Once your mates find out you have other mates its all over
Briefcase wanker was so in the wrong he should have been put on trial in Nuremberg.
I often fail this social game of mocking each other for fun, I'm not even autistic it's just tricky.
fuck off cleanshirt
>HER DAD DIED LAST WEEK
>well thats awful... but... it's not relevant is it?
Gets me every time
He was completely right too, just makes it funnier
Neil > Will > Jay > Simon
>imagine being a speccy, pretentious wanker with ZERO prospects and having the gall to bully a nice girl TRYING to blow you, just for being tall
yeah, fuck Will
>BUS WANKER
how do you respond?
desu he probably had a lucky escape rather than getting stuck with a mental wreck
>Say my name
she seemed alright, all things considered. and she moved on to blow Neil fairly quickly.
if Will treated her a little nicely, he could have had fun, learned a lot, and they could have moved on after awhile if it didn't work out.
B-But wouldn't that mean he did nothing wrong?