Jerry: whats so great about those tokens anyway
George: theyre non-fungible jery
Jerry: non fungible?
George: they cant be funged!
Kramer: you know my friend bob sacamano, he funged a token once
Jerry: what happened
Kramer: lets just say he wont be funging again
OPENING SCENE:
COFFEE SHOP
JERRY AND GEORGE
JERRY:
I still don't get it.
GEORGE:
It's simple. The blockchain is like an immutable line of transactions. Before another transaction is made, you have to verify the past transactions, so yours can be added at the front.
JERRY:
Sure, but what is the point? Why not just use regular money?
GEORGE:
It's decentralized Jerry, no central banks involved. All you need is a computer, and you're good to go.
(ELAINE ENTERS)
JERRY:
George was just telling me about how he invested in cryptocurrency.
ELAINE:
That's awful! Do you know how much electricity those things cost?
GEORGE:
Oh! Here we go!
ELAINE:
It's terrible for the environment!
GEORGE:
And your hairspray isn't bad for the ozone layers?
ELAINE:
At least I have hair!
GEORGE:
That does it! I'm leaving!
ELAINE:
Hey why don't you spend all your crypto winnings on a hair transplant?
(GEORGE LEAVES)
JERRY:
Geez, Elaine, what's gotten into you? You know he is very self-aware about his hair?
ELAINE:
I know, I'm sorry. It's just that new guy I've been dating. He just goes on and on about crypto. He won't shut up about it!
(GEORGE ENTERS AGAIN)
GEORGE:
Aha!
ELAINE:
Aha what?
GEORGE:
You're no better than me! You're daying guys who are bad for the environment! That's basically encouraging them.
ELAINE:
Well at least I'm not the one listening in on a private conversation!
GEORGE:
Private?! We're in public.