You fail me once, Imma put a bomb on the motherfuckin' Seawall. You fail me twice, Imma start screamin'...

>You fail me once, Imma put a bomb on the motherfuckin' Seawall. You fail me twice, Imma start screamin'. Imma start screamin' on that ass.
>I be like, I be like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>a sam thread
countdown until the sam schizo shows up and loses his shit like he does every time

>Every moment together with me, would have been pure, unmasked, obliterating dark VENGEANCE! Bitch, I'm angelic!
>AAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE MAAAARRRRIIIIIIIIIAAAAAA

>I'm Riddler, and I just gave the clues to the motherfuckin mystery. How could you do this to me Bats? Don't you remember we used to solve the riddles together?
>"You (U). Are (R). El (L). Rata. Alada," you know how it goes, "dot Com"

well, I guess not lmao

Sam doesn't answer my emails and his wigger goons are ignoring me.

He lives at the ’1man team' house in Providence now after leaving his main office. Providence is a test bed for 5g. They are putting towers on utility poles outside of people's houses and he chooses to be silent on it.

Pic related is a block from his house. It would be unfortunate if people flooded his client pleasure email with questions on why he is not addressing it.

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meds

uh...cringe?
What does/would Sam Hyde think about Paul Dano's performance?

Why is the amount of feet blank Einstein?

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Look up next time you take a walk.

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kekd

because its fake

If people say Roman Polanski did nothing wrong then I can say Sam Hyde did nothing wrong

doesn't this faggot hang out with literal zoomers 24/7 now?

was it autism?

I wouldn't know. Proceed, user.

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keep being afraid of telephone poles schizo

That is a street lamp sir. And you call me the schizo?

samefag

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>the consequence for lying once is worse than the consequence for lying twice
always though that was funny in the original skit

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