>calls lord of the rings dragon shit
are Matt and Trey literally plebs who got filtered?
Calls lord of the rings dragon shit
Owen Kelly
Bentley Gomez
no it just made for a funny joke (which was funny)
Michael Anderson
>every character is a writer mouthpiece
That's retarded, Trey and Matt clearly jerk off to LOTR all the time, they just know that if you name your kid some faggot nerd shit like Tolkein, Katniss, Severus, or Daenerys, they'll probably grow up to resent that faggot nerd shit because mommy loves Harry Potter's wizarding world more than them.
Colton Brooks
this
Xavier Martin
Lord of the Rings is fucking shit.
Adrian Roberts
LOTR isn't for everyone. Funnily enough I knew a bunch of blacks and mexicans who read it back in middle school and loved it. Because dudes like adventure stories and triumph and shit. Unity through tales of bravery, heroism and all that good shit.
Nicholas Murphy
can one make a funny joke which isn't funny?
Bentley Ramirez
fuck you I'm naming my kid Gilgamesh and there's nothing you can do to stop me
it's an awesome imposing name
Joseph Evans
LOTR is boring shit though
David Brown
seething tranny
Grayson Martinez
thats pretty cringe
Easton Hernandez
Maybe Token is not a vehicle for their own opinions.
Adrian Myers
>Funnily enough I knew a bunch of blacks and mexicans who read it back in middle school and loved it.
Yeah man, I knew a black woman who listened to Simon and Garfunkle, was a member of the young republicans, dressed in turtlenecks and sportsjackets, and adored Shakespeare.
I know a black guy who plays Magic The Gathering, wears a kilt, and listens to the Insane Clown Posse.
Stereotypes can't be evenly applied to individuals, they account for trends within groups.
Carson Cox
/thready
Lincoln Clark
If you want your kid to like long historical epics, I'd choose something else.
Jeremiah Ross
my name's beowulf and i get a lot of pussy
Luis Wilson
dragon bitches dont count
Ryder Edwards
This. Name your kid Homer
Jack Green
I am sure Gigavag will love it.
James Wilson
>naming your kid after a cartoon character
Pathetic.
Nicholas Roberts
>not Girugamesh
Leo Barnes
LOTR is overhyped for what it is. The movies came out 20 years ago, and the books are important and good. Making it 80% of your personality doesn't make you interesting though. I find it interesting how it's these cringelords who are into Critical Role and other D&D shit constantly bring up LOTR to make themselves sound well-read.
Grayson Howard
they bring up LOTR because it's the basis for ther hobby. it literally wouldn't exist without LOTR.
Michael Lopez
Josiah Davis
People name their kids way worse, Gilgamesh at least hasn't been ruined yet. Your wife will probably get way more passionate about it than you and veto it however.
Matthew Ortiz
haha girugafag give me your lunch money
Elijah Brooks
so if I name my kid Moot he will grow to resent Any Forums?
Jordan Cruz
just don't name him Krager otherwise he will resent you forever and have shit tier opinions but based taste in actresses
Xavier Anderson
>constantly bring up LOTR to make themselves sound well-read.
Lol. Nobody into literature would buy that.
LOTR is 90% worldbuilding and 10% story. And the story is a basic children's book with clumsy storytelling and horrible pacing.
/lit/ constantly tears it apart in excruciating detail.