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Hercule Poirot and the Peaceful Protests
Camden Roberts
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Eli Gonzalez
Ethan Clark
>Good morning Mr. Poirot, have you seen the papers?
>There's been protests all over London after the poor young boy suffocated last night.
Ian Smith
>This is most curious Ms Lemon.
>You see here? It says that various local busInesses were destroyed and looted overnight.
> That does not seem like the peaceful protest no?
Liam Evans
>I say Poirot I'm not sure why you think there was any criminal intent behind these peacful protests. Personally I think your wasting your time old boy
Parker Ramirez
>Oh contraire mon amie Hastings. Hercule Poirot thinks that there is something far more nefarious at work here.
>But ah, the puzzle pieces they are not yet in place.
Blake Perez
>Well, well, well Poirot I might have expected you to show up here.
>Not much to see though, just a few arsonists taking advantage of last nights chaos. Can't see that it's of much interest to you.
Kevin Flores
Ten lil niggers isnt even a Poirot, casual
Jose Miller
>Perhaps chief Inspector, but perhaps not. Poirot thinks that there may be a mastermind at work here but unfortunately the little grey cells, they have not been able to think who.
Adrian Hughes
>Beats me Poirot... Hang on! One of our lot, a mister Tyrone Biggums, I reckon he's your man. He's head of one of the local drug rings we've been cracking down on.
>Only the bother is we've never seen the man. Only thing we know for sure about him is he likes to buy in various sweeties from the states, makes some sort of purple potion.
>And all his men wear their trousers below their bottoms
Wyatt Fisher
>Very well, come along Hastings we must investigate. I think we should start at the scene of the riots perhaps we will find a clue
Blake Hall
Must have been a miss marple
Hunter Long
>Riots? Come on Poirot this is England! These were surely just peaceful protests.
>All the same I think we should be careful in that area, never know who you'll bump into
Aiden Howard
I applaud you, whoever is writing these quotes. Funny and perfectly accurate.
Isaiah Collins
>No Hastings there is something more sinister at play of this I am sure.
>Poirot thinks there is some ulterior motive to these events
Nathan Walker
>Ah but we are here now. The fires still burn.
>Truly this is a ghastly sight, it makes Poirot wonder why he ever left Belgium at all
Austin Richardson
This is why /tv is the best board. Carry on gentlemen
Easton Clark
>Say Hastings, who is that man?
>Over there playing the loud beats and drinking the iced tea? He seems to be having some bother with the seat of his trousers.
Kayden Williams
>I think Hastings we should speak to this man he
seems the sort to be holding the cards.
>And the little grey cells, I fear, they need an ace to figure out these events
Daniel Morris
>I you think it wise Poirot but I'm not s-MY GOD HE'S ARMED GET DOWN POIROT
Jason Foster
>Bix nood froggy nigga, finna gibs me yo money
Nathaniel Rogers
>Die, foul creature of Cain!
Aiden Gonzalez
>Passerby: He was just a good boy, he didn't do nothing
Parker Edwards
>All sorted now old bean, that was a close one by Jove!
>I found these packs of skittles all over the street too, Poirot. You may want to take a look at them
Jackson Rogers
>Ah this is a disaster Hastings! The one lead we had gone!
>But Hercule Poirot will not let himself be so easily defeated. I will get to the bottom of this.
Ryder Morgan
>These packets are most curious hastings but it is interesting, non, that there were so many for us to find...
>Formidable I have got it! You see Hastings it is quite simple no? It is obvious is it not mon amie that the crime was committed by a negroe as they are responsible for the 52 percent.
>But that it is obvious is why it cannot have been a negroe, this is what you English, you call a Red herring.
>But if not Biggums then who?
Mason Thompson
>Red Herring? Nonsense Poirot it was clearly a black
>I believe we can solve this conundrum as I surmise that the individual in question should also have skittles and an Arizona Ice Tea (TM) on his person, we just need to find that fellow
Lucas White
>Arizona?... >Mon dieu! Hastings you have got it. How I cherish your powers of deduction. Poirot knows who is responsible for the riots
Nolan Powell
>Well I can't say how you got it from that Poirot, I'm in the dark there. So who is it then, if it wasn't a black?
Jordan Clark
>Who knows Hastings?
>Who nose
Owen Edwards
>I think Hastings it is time to call our good friend the Chief Inspector
>Tell him to meet us post haste and I shall solve this case before it gets out of hand