>sex scene
Sex scene
William Richardson
Juan Johnson
Levi Powell
>watch movie
>sex scenes comes on
>turn movie off
Thomas Taylor
haha he doesn't have sex
Angel Taylor
Only sexual experience I have is a pity handjob from the frat house hoe back in college a few years ago. Our designated sorority slut had like half the house run a train on her but got too sore when it was my turn (I was last in line because I just pledged). She felt bad for me when I started crying so once everyone left she jerked me off while still covered in jizz. I came onto her face after only 8 strokes. I ran into her a week ago at a conference and she asked me out on a date after we talked for a bit. Now I’m freaking out I’m gonna bust my nut with her too fast again. She’s stacked AF, big tits and a huge ass and skinny too so they really pop. she still looks incredible
Josiah Cruz
Are you in a Stephen King novel?
Jayden Jackson
kys normalfag
Bentley Scott
we don't care plus enjoy paying child support for 18 years kek
Alexander Wilson
>sex scene
>immediatley pull out dick and masturbate infront of friends and family
Jaxon Moore
>turn movie off
>sex scene starts playing IRL
Carson Wilson
Hey, he stole my HDMI cord!
Julian Morgan
I am a 23 year old man and I have never had sex or any intimate contact of any form with a woman.
Kayden Peterson
This is obviously not a true story.
Henry King
>watch popular show on HBO with parents
>hardcore rimming scene comes on
Adrian Barnes
Me too. I dreamt I got a handjob last night
Dylan Morris
Same but 28
Isaac Ross
Me neither, I used to think haha that will never be me when I would read posts like these at 18. Now I'm 26 and over 50% of males are incel. It'll happen to (you)
Michael Hughes
I lost my virginity at 28. Chill bros, it'll happen.
William Gomez
>Going on a date with girl who you witnessed taking 20+ dicks in one night
I bet you licked up their cum afterwards too you goddamn cuck
Jacob Bailey
sex really isn't all that great
my ass hurt afterwards but at least i managed to cum
Isaac Wilson
Me
Also me
Cooper Carter
It won't magically happen on its own just because some time passed.
t. 29 year old kissless virgin
Nathan Harris
I am a 33 year old man who has had sex with over thirty women, only like three were better than jerking off.
Evan Jackson
26 and never touched a girl in my entire life
Alexander Lewis
> can't fuck college hoe
> start crying in front of entire frathouse
do zoomers really?
Owen Garcia
Literally all women do
Isaac Martinez
At this point I'd just be happy to experience a single genuine kiss.