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right lads im nipping for a piss keep an eye on my beer yeh

silly name when you think about it, brian lara
it's like gordon cynthia, or jeff alice

wish my gf wasn't trans

mikeys shed

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brian lara cricket on ps1 was alright - 7/10

Does sales even matter that much for vodafone workers? I just upgraded my broadband because I am convinced the woman has autism and want to help her out a little

cooorrr

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*roofies you*

*poos in the lads beer while he’s away*

>tfw no gf

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How do you lads like your eggs cooked?

Considering semen retention de lads
Have you tried it? Did you change? What was your longest semen retention streak?

shut the fuck up you little evil cunt

>Troy Deeney insists on an expansion of the curriculum to include BAME (Black and Minority Ethnic) history being taught in schools

This can go one of three ways
>1. Amplify the victimisation aspect (Slavery/civil rights/etc) which we already do in spades
2. Hype up the contributions of non-white workers post WW2 far more-so than they ought to be
3. Teach non-british history

Not a fan of any of those 3 options.

>tfw no frens

How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy walking?
Even when the weather's nice it's just boring. I'm supposed to get some sort of dopamine hit from the experience but I just feel like I wasted my time.

Pop out and grab me something from the kurdish bakery, yeah?

Yeah they get money for every sale

with poo x

I suck on them till theyre cooked through sheer friction

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pre-gaming for the night out lads

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How the fuck am I evil Iam doing a good thing?

why are gypsies so universally agreed to be complete thieving scumbags?
what is it about the itinerant lifestyle that turns one into a degenerate?

>Teach non-british history
They already do that

there was a post here
it's gone now

My willy is so hard rn :/

>at uni
>see cute girl in my class but I'm a kissless virgin
>Leave my mobile number on top of her books as I leave class
>Get a text, "who is this?"
>Explain I'm a guy in her class and left my number on her books because I thought she was cute
>"Try actually handing her your number next time mate"

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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy wanking?
Even when the twink's nice it's just boring. I'm supposed to get some sort of dopamine hit from the experience but I just feel like I wasted my time.

>Teach non-british history
already do that, had a whole module on civil rights in yankland for some reason

You take in the views, you're surrounded by nature and see interesting things, it's nice being outside, it's nice exercising. I don't see how you can't like it.

scrambled with a bit of butter and milk x

Dont know, dont care I want every man woman and child gypsy to be hanged from trees vile creatures

Adult men in Ireland don’t have friends

haha reminds me of my gf when she sees a black man

mad how all the benders are getting monkeypox now

they could just ignore him

No, you and me don't

Irish Travelers are genetically identical to the rest of the Irish population (bar a few generations of inbreeding here and there)
yet they're no less reviled than romani

AND SO SALLY CAN WAIT

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holy shit lmao, made it on the front page
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10848095/All-aboard-Elizabeth-Line-service-departs-Paddington-Station-6-33am.html

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Best 3DS and Switch games lads? Need to fill up my Bing Bing Wahoo Machine collection.

just realised my fetish is manipulation.

Spotty freaks having a friend famine

A bit worried about the world

jokes how rorke can't do anything but make sad posts on Any Forums lamenting his lost country lmao.

HOLY GRIM
Leaf buddy of mine says that in Canada, because Canada doesn't exactly have a black history, they literally just co-op yank black history instead every time the month comes along

it's beyond pathetic

Scrambled

how do I fish for friends?

>Wanna see how I got this grass?

>BAME
>when in reality they only mean B aka black since everyone learns about ancient Near East and Eastern civilisations
attention seekers I tell you. need to stop putting them on a pedestal

Jap chebs n thattt

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She cute

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The only non-irish history we learnt in school was the world wars and a bit of Harald, though all of that was tangentially Irish history too. Why would anyone bother learning around the history of a country that isn't theirs?

haha he probably saw you do it and knows who you are

big wank on the cards when i get home i reckon

shag her

chortling

Well it was about 10 years ago now so who cares

albo's just told the chinks to go fuck themselves regarding something to do with boats, they've gotta be mad about that

Thinking of deliberately gettingmonkeypox so people think I'm a shagger

Ines? More like Fit Ines. More like Fit Ines dick in your mouth.

not today mate
we're semen retaining
wanking and spaffing has been canceled my lad it's hands above the belt line for us now

do you have any japs with a nice hoop?
perhaps some brazilian japs that still look pure japs?

Kid Icarus Uprising

My dad doesn’t seem to have any friends either despite the fact he’s very outgoing and has lots of acquaintances

reckon i understand women

we did yank slavery in year 8
had to watch roots

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Not always saw a funny Chinaman once, chort ling

everyone already thinks you're a bender mate, AIDS 2 wont change a thing

cricket is better than other sports

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wait til you see his brother hao ling

lovely new builds... just like the renders

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Breath of the Wild
Dark Souls Remastered
Witcher 3
Divinity Original Sin
Hollow Knight

Basically all ports but they’re done well for handheld.

Do blacks have a history worth learning? What does Deeney want to be taught about? Jamaicans arriving in the 70s and causing massive race riots immediately?

lmao that's dire. i only found out last year that "kizzy", which is often used as a pet name or term of endearment in these parts, is considered a racist term cuz i think one of the roots characters has the name and is a slave. never seen it obviously. any films we watched in history were about the 1916 Rising.

would really appreciate if australia stopped trying to make a war with china happen

baffling image, is that a group of deanos being taken in tour round a new build estate? is it a deano pilgrimage to the holy land of new builds?

alri xhang

Most of africa didnt have a written tradition till 200 years ago when it was imposed on them by Europeans

derry girls season 3 was shit bros
was the show always shit?
sister michael's gimmick got really boring
gerry, joe, ciaran, uncle colm, aunt sarah were still based though

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mental how our PM is sworn in the day after the election, even before they've finished counting all the votes
why do americans sit around with their thumbs up their arses for 3 months after an election? is it to give the old president time to move out of the white house?

this one time a black person become a police constable.
And then another one became a social worker.
Children must worship thenm

seems a bit useless going to war with them when we could just be friends

I'm not an incel, I'm an eligible bachelor