THE MURDERER.....IS ONE OF YOU
NOBODY LEAVE THIS THREAD
it couldn't be me I've been here fucking your wife the whole time
I didn't do it!!!
it was me, i did it.
the bitch kept stepping on the back of my feet she deserved it
I did it, it was me! Lock me up!
Im trans btw
Wasn’t me. I was masturbating to Rindsey Erris.
it was literally me + don't care + dilate + i'm holding a deadman switch that will detonate this entire building if you try to arrest me + cope + seethe + touch grass
He’s among us?
distinct grease marks and orange cheeto powder was found on the jannie's corpse. whoever it is that did this....is neither in education, nor employment nor training.
That's just what the murderer would say!
Yeah I did it.
but perhaps that's just what the murderer wants us to think
You're no longer in charge of this investigation, this is a federal matter now.
Black lives matter
he's leaving clues, this is some sort of code
Ack! Bl' Elvis Tatmer
Investigation''s over, gramps. Delta has arrived on scene.
We've decided to light the building aflame with incendiary munitions then shoot anyone trying to escape the blaze.
dammit, chief, i had him dead to rights and they pulled the rug right out from under me
Of course that's your contention, this is your first case since you got out of academy. You probably just got finished reading some speculative reasoner--Agatha Christie, probably--and you're gonna be convinced of that until Chief puts you back in additional training and you discover deductive reasoning. That'll last a while, you'll be in here quoting Sherlock Holmes, talking about you know, whether the suspect was wearing that black thing as a cape or a cloak, as if that matters. Next thing you know, you'll be grilling the suspect's mother, threatening to implicate her if you can prove that she provided the allowance her "good boy" used to purchase the pop rocks that he later sprinkled on the janny's corpse as a red herring...
As the only white guy here, I've come up with a brilliant and white idea. It's clear that the from here on out, the murderer will use dubs which will give him away. Anyone who is innocent will have singles.
it couldn't have been me, I was having a bath
>I did it
Well howdy I was just looking after my herd couldn't have been me!
wasn't me, i was in space
You'll never catch me
>Black lives matter
No blacks lives matter until black trans lives matter.
I was in electrical
It couldn't have possibly been me, I was.. Uhhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... I was.. Erm..