How did the dwarf have time to write this overly dramatic diary if they were running away from the orcs?
How did the dwarf have time to write this overly dramatic diary if they were running away from the orcs?
Dominic Brown
Hudson Williams
They weren't running. They were hiding in that locked room. There was nowhere for them to escape. Try watching the movie.
Levi Ward
They cannot get out?
Luke Lopez
Bravo Troonkien
Gavin Wright
Weird how an entire underground city of dwarves gets massacred and Gandalf knows about it but Gimli doesn't it
Andrew Lewis
The doors are barred.
Xavier Roberts
>He has taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold him for long. The ground shakes... Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out... Candlejack is comi-"
Parker Peterson
Gandalf the self declared Grand Wizard (KKK) murdered the dwarves for squatting on his property after they refused to be evicted, then he framed it on GOBs (goblins of color)
Henry Cox
What do they eat?
Owen Campbell
BRAVO TOLKIEN
Owen Ward
Come on, candlejack isn't re
Cooper Davis
Also is was so long ago they all turned into skeletons, but apparently nobody checked on them in all these years.
Asher Baker
If you were locked in your room and the orcs were coming, what would be your last shitpost?
James King
It's like when political sheep dont see the inevitable coming. Telling them your prediction will only result in a tantrum. To Gandalf, the greediness of the Dwarves, knowing what lives deep in the mountain... it was only a matter of time.
Nicholas Watson
Orc cuisine is criminally underrated. In fact, we should all try to eat at Orc restaurants and order meat off their menus. It is orc history month after all.
Sebastian Green
They barricaded themselves in, it could’ve been fucking hours between that entry and his actual death. It may have taken days to get to them and the little manlet just couldn’t think of anything else to write.
Dylan James
And gimli even acted as if he's walking into a sprawling kingdom
>b-b-but dorfs live for a long time
Even more reason to communicate. Are letters, trade, or any form of interaction unknown to fantasy writers?
This is why fantasy is so moronic. It's just one stupid idea after another.
Dominic Ross
I always hated women
Austin Richardson
REMOVE MERCEDES remove mercedes
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Nolan White
Probably a YNBAW post but restructured to be about orcs wanting to be considered people.
Easton Wood
They cannot get out?
Christian White
This, any time you spent focusing on fantasy could’ve been spent building actual skills at something. Fantasyfags are worse than gamers. Losers, all of them.
William Robinson
Why didn't the dworvs just escape through this window a few meters above ground?
Nathan Richardson
Why are you on Any Forums and not learning a skill?
Carson Lopez
They are too short
Jaxon Robinson
Was it the whole city? As I understand it when they dug up Barlog all dwarfs fled. That's what Gandalf is talking about. After some time some group of dwarfs desided to reclame it and that are the dwarfs that got massacred that Gandalf knows nothing about.
Jeremiah Allen
GOOD post
James Cox
>literal magic exists
>GANDALF TELEPORT US AWAY
>I forgot the spell LMAO
Michael Russell
Didn't the dworvs tell Bilbo about Moria Massacre in Hobbit? I guess Bilbo kinda forgot.
Hudson Brooks
It's weird how an immortal angel who spends all his time wandering middle-earth knows more than a civilization of reclusive boozers that have been suffering population decline for centuries?
Liam Green
Moreover, why didn't Gandalf explain when he was clearly reluctant to travel through the mine but Gimli was going off about how they'd all be welcomed and have an amazing feast - you'd think Gandalf would at least try to set some expectations.
Joseph Torres
That was the first Moria Massacre. What about second Moria Massacre?
Dominic Bell
still doesnt explain why gimli doesnt know that the city is fucked
Ryder Jenkins
In the book no one knows about the Balrog and it's actually Boromir and Aragorn that don't want to go through Moria, but it's decided there's no other way.