/brit/

in here

i have traits of literally every personality disorder except borderline because i'm not a woman

no

shall not be returning now after they bumped the price, and even higher in aud due to anti australian racism

please

>grade
FOY

shut up you bent freak

reminder that mikey pays for sex

Becoming very intelligent from reading the Any Forums archives

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And?

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For me? It's gotta be the triceratops

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runescape is boring man

There's just nothing that seems actually moral about Satanism. If you use it as a war against barbaric Christian dogmatism, maybe there seemed to be something there once and I get it if you're a gay kid being beaten by pastor dad, but it's clearly a dark triad moral philosophy and anti-golden rule decency, nothing to wish upon a society.

You lads play games on your mobile? Us thirdies love it.

any joint pain man in

remember playing the impossible quiz every lunchtime break in Year 7 and librarianberg because sixth formers had work to do and I was hogging a computer

good times

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When I see Americans talk about religion my brain turns off.

makes you a special kind of virgin. paying for sex before the age of 45 is grim. laughable that you claim to be a shagger

mental that muslims don't believe in dinosaurs

americans must be talking about religion a lot

only sudoku and solitaire, proper games are for the wee wank stained pit ae misery on my computer

What is the sunniest place in the UK? Don't think I could live somewhere with less than 200-250 days

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neither are pikeys

The fact you think that makes you a virgin makes you one ironically.

The city of Doncaster

Brighton and Cornwall I reckon

Sudoku is great. Started to win extreme in 12 minutes and under and then I quit.
I still don't get Solitaire much. Luv Poker though.

not really, i shag women that actually want to shag me. you can't say the same because you're a virgin.

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can I get a fried fish sandwich in a fish and chip shop in Bongland?

favourite /brit/ism, lads?

gissus a taste love 8=====D

lost my v to a prozzie when i was 23. nice little confidence booster it was. shagged a 9/10 then i was able to pull a few 5s for free. got bored of shagging when i was 25 and five years later i've not so much as held a womans hand

anime footwank

poo

I lost my v to a prozzie too but at 17. She was the one who was 23 lol.

Yeah, lots of chippies do fish finger butties which are basically just a roll with battered cod and tartare sauce

Nah it does. Even your obsession with virginity. Is sex some big thing to you? Why put it up on some pedestal. Is that the pinnacle of success in your world? Having sex? State of you

>30+ and still on /brit/
oh my daaayyyyyysss, grim grim grim

thats fucking ridiculous

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sex isn't a big deal to me, but i at least shag girls with some mutuality. one of the main factors as to whether it's enjoyable really. your post is a massive cope

>sex isn’t a big deal for me
>but it is
Ah yes. Hope you grow up someday

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It really depends desu. Satan/Lucifer/The Devil is a complicated figure.

"The Devil" is just fiction. The Bible never talks about a character similar to the character we know from modern day fiction.

"Lucifer" is just the name for the planet Venus in Latin. It means "morning star". A certain verse in the King James Bible uses the phrase "morning star" to describe a celestial body falling to Earth. While translating the Bible, it was used as a proper noun in the Middle Ages. So people in the middle-ages thought it talked about a fallen angel. Modern translations don't use "Lucifer"

Satan is actually more complicated. Most of what we know about him comes from Job, which is why in some Jewish traditions, he is not really "bad". In Job, he actually spoke with God (if he was bad, it would contradict God saying he "cannot look at evil") and God and him had a bit of fun torturing and killing humans together. Then he really isn't even talked about again

Also, the "serpent" in Genesis is never called Satan. He is just a random snake never mentioned again

Also, there is no "hell" of eternal burning

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bit windy in nip land today yeah

Wish I was back at school. Never appreciated how comfy those times were

true, sex actually is quite a big deal i guess. you have to pay for it which means i could never respect you

Lost the keys to my chastity cage lads

they cut off before you could see me strolling past in my t shirt and shorts

Where else am I going to get a chubby Chinese woman to massage my body and fellate my penis. Tinder?

What do we do about the lack of latinx girls in the UK lads?

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You reckon things would be different for you if you were to travel back in time to school days? Feel like Id end up doing the same shit.

sniff

>he can't even pull fat asian women

deary me

screaming

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Trade em for Pakis

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Used a Partridge line at toil today lads and a girl laughed
Haven't made a girl laugh since I was 16 (25 now)
felt good

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you're in there lad

Your time might not be valuable to you but mine is. You sound incredibly naive. Another victim of the infantilisation of society.

Things would be the same. My whole demeanour is autistic, there's no reality where I "make it".
It would still be better than my life now though

aww thats cute init you little bender

non-consensual sexual acts are grim no matter how you want to parse it

Random snakes don’t talk.
>Also, there is no "hell" of eternal burning
Revelation 20: 10-15

>Another victim of the infantilisation of society

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nice coat

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>used the word handicapped today
>was told that that's a politically incorrect thing to say

when did THAT happen?

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