Cow tools edition.
/brit/
>tfw my dog steps on a bee
Cheeky tuna pasta salad, edible, relax, watch a film for an hour and then doze off to sleep. Any enlightened man in
any nigger hating man in
mental how the queen is nearly 70
*autotune kicks in*
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
oooooooooooooo
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yh...
kek. it's over for yanks
any pooey arse man in
Got zero sympathy for virgin freaks whatsoever.
I know 5'5 ugly runts that still have good social lives and shag.
Your misery is your own fault.
Mad how Queen (the band) is nearly 70
you put mayo in tuna pasta? heard some cunts don't do it, freaks
don't care about gmo foods personally as long as it's proven safe and feeds the world pozz it up as much you want
yh
yh
Horror channel is kino
Looks like she’s farting.
how much do you hate our melanin-enriched cousins?
redditors: noo i hate going outside or social events lockdown doesn't bother me
me (incel): heh kids nothing personal but this time you're gona be banned from sex and i'm gona be there copmlaining about those damn sex havers keeping us in a pandemic and killing grandma
The whitest of whites
mental that the 50's were only 70 years ago
my parents are going to be 70 within a decade
absolutely mad
ktim
move it football head
Moooo
you the real mikey? ironic wog jokes are a bent yank thing
imagine this being your life (posting about eating an actress’s actual poo in her home countries’ general thread on an anonymous and generally reviled imageboard for the greater part of a decade and getting zero recognition and no sense of achievement due to the gimmick being so unfunny)
But seriously what are the other tools used for
STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP
MONKEYPOX LOCKDOWN INCOMING.
TOTAL LOCKDOWN BY JULY 2022.
IT'S OVER LADS.
What is he like?
t. you
haven't been for a run in 5 years
I’m mocking the yanks
they say 70 is the new 60
if a cow could talk, we wouldn't understand it
"it's gayer to get strap on fucked by a woman than to fuck a man up the arse"
agree?
We'll be alright
If someone lives in England, and accepts English values, they are English.
ive never heard my parents say that
virgins will inherit the earth
monkey trousers
unless they're black or brown then they can't be english
South America really really likes trannies.
what's england?
English values meaning the one true holy Church as founded by St Peter?
same but i’ve taken up swimming and rowing. running wears out the joints and is generally just painful and not very rewarding
i'm racist, but...
If someone lives in England, and lists English values, they are racist.
ktim
far east of russia or a russian in the far east of asia