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Cow tools edition.

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>tfw my dog steps on a bee

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Cheeky tuna pasta salad, edible, relax, watch a film for an hour and then doze off to sleep. Any enlightened man in

any nigger hating man in

mental how the queen is nearly 70

*autotune kicks in*
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
oooooooooooooo
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
yh...

kek. it's over for yanks

any pooey arse man in

Got zero sympathy for virgin freaks whatsoever.
I know 5'5 ugly runts that still have good social lives and shag.
Your misery is your own fault.

Mad how Queen (the band) is nearly 70

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you put mayo in tuna pasta? heard some cunts don't do it, freaks

don't care about gmo foods personally as long as it's proven safe and feeds the world pozz it up as much you want

yh

yh

Horror channel is kino

Looks like she’s farting.

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how much do you hate our melanin-enriched cousins?

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redditors: noo i hate going outside or social events lockdown doesn't bother me
me (incel): heh kids nothing personal but this time you're gona be banned from sex and i'm gona be there copmlaining about those damn sex havers keeping us in a pandemic and killing grandma

The whitest of whites

mental that the 50's were only 70 years ago
my parents are going to be 70 within a decade
absolutely mad

ktim

move it football head

Moooo

you the real mikey? ironic wog jokes are a bent yank thing

imagine this being your life (posting about eating an actress’s actual poo in her home countries’ general thread on an anonymous and generally reviled imageboard for the greater part of a decade and getting zero recognition and no sense of achievement due to the gimmick being so unfunny)

But seriously what are the other tools used for

STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP

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MONKEYPOX LOCKDOWN INCOMING.
TOTAL LOCKDOWN BY JULY 2022.
IT'S OVER LADS.

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What is he like?

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t. you

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haven't been for a run in 5 years

I’m mocking the yanks

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they say 70 is the new 60

if a cow could talk, we wouldn't understand it

"it's gayer to get strap on fucked by a woman than to fuck a man up the arse"
agree?

We'll be alright

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If someone lives in England, and accepts English values, they are English.

ive never heard my parents say that

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virgins will inherit the earth

monkey trousers

unless they're black or brown then they can't be english

South America really really likes trannies.

what's england?

English values meaning the one true holy Church as founded by St Peter?

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same but i’ve taken up swimming and rowing. running wears out the joints and is generally just painful and not very rewarding

i'm racist, but...

If someone lives in England, and lists English values, they are racist.

ktim

far east of russia or a russian in the far east of asia