>gallop toward a city
>bring horse to a halt
>scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>continue galloping
Gallop toward a city
what does he do when he leaves?
upper decker in the king's bathroom
what do they eat?
>speed toward a city
>take a 3 hour detour to the top of a cliff overlooking the city
>bring speeder to a halt
>get out of the air-conditioned speeder into the 130° blazing sun
>pull 2 ton droids out of the speeder
>scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs
>load up speeder
>continue speeding
moss and vine fruits
Orc flesh
He was introducing Pippin to it
Why would you place your capital city right on the border with the evil empire
Have you never come back to a place you haven't been to in ages and had that good feeling inside your stomach the moment it gotten into sights?
Ive been in gay wizards shoes. It's a great feeling.
Is it canon that grand elf was gay?
Do you ever see him with any women
Holy crap Ukraine is just like Gondor??
>relies on fictional concepts like God to explain the events of your story
Shit writing desu
Putin is Russian for Sauron. Unironically
He could be a sigma wizard
This seems to be a habit. In the first movie when he meets Sauronman notice that Sauronman steps outside his tower without Gandalf even knocking. That is because he probably heard Gandalfs voice scream "ISENGART" in the distance
Don't do it user! Don't trigger that religious nut from last night again.
Holy shit do something else with your life, are you here every night? Lmao
This. Let's not have this again please
But god isn't real.
Gondoreos
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!
>Driving home from work from the next town over
>see the sign for entering your town on the highway
>smash the brakes
>screech and skid to the side of the highway
>jump out and climb to the roof of your car
>use binoculars to look closer at your town
>plug microphone into your car's 150 dB subwoofer system
>begin screaming the name of your town over and over from the roof of your car
>after 15 minutes, stop and quickly jump back into your car
>calmly continue driving home
Name the movie