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>Our Emma
Much prefer are Emma tbqh.

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that's me in the corner
that's me in the bathroom
pooing my guts out

drinking wee milk

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anime

poo

will not

/sp/ status?

need a flawless yank gf
youtube.com/watch?v=E6_VR2zsCmg

thought i needed a poo but it was a massive fart instead

sigma

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It alri?

In the park

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that's quite enough haematoma-posting thank you

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fuck me that is one manly looking bird, state of australian women lmao

*rises from the grave*
alri

bet she put that there herself

shot of creme de cassis up the bumhole

government provided Ukrainian slag

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*starts doing the monster mash*

People are work starting to realise I have a big crush on her, lads

just sucked an arse my arse

gfberg having a meltdown and asking me to come round because her circuit breaker tripped and she's too scared to touch it. think i might just break up with her at this point.

yeah?
are you 12?

G'day Lazarus

says it all really

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Need some buttery smooth pussy

mental how this is all over the news but all the BBC sex that women had with refugees during the refugee crisis doesn't get a mention

youtu.be/bRLML36HnzU

Good song

furfags are always either massive freakish leftypol faggots or weird right wing cunts

even trannies are less polarised

You arrive in London

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Yeah

Here is my smoothest kot sir

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we advertise rent on per week basis not per month
she's a yank

Want to suck the milk from Christina Hendricks' tits then the farts out of her arse

bet you havent even been to london

reading "music thery for dimwits 101"

Indeed is down, 503 bad gateway. Can't sign in.

What do I tell my work coach?

...you really are curious, aren't you?

have been to london 30+ times and never had anything bad happen. the closest thing to your webm i've seen was some somali teenagers talking like roadmen in mcdonalds.

Needs putting down like a feral dog

do you have some sort of mental illlness chililad?
Most of the jfs on here have some sort of personality disorder.
why are you interested in /brit/?

Business idea: 503 good getaway

rorke scared of black people

tonights watch

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bollocks on the chin

reddit.com/r/greentext/

>31+ million subs dedicated to Any Forums screencaps

the fuck?

>1.3M views
fuck me this country really has gone down the shitter hasn't it

Better to have bollocks on the chin than a chin on the bollocks

*kicks the chair from beneath me*

95% bot subs

How is Bongland so unapologetically depressing? Does suicide cross your mind often?

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Why does shitposting take away the pain?

redditors are too scared to go to Any Forums cos they believe the anonymous hacker memes

ANNOUNCEMENT:
Richard Osman is getting MARRIED to the daughter of the Tory MP of Stoke on Trent

HURRAH!

scranned all the leftover easter eggs
they were gonna go off otherwise

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Wat?

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it's not really that bad. a bit of grimness is good for the soul

Subscribed to the /brit/ newsletter me
Gimmicks are fun, can post my poos and my kots

leftypol won't like this

bit late for a man of his age

>a bit

wish this place was more depressing so all the blackoids leave

pics (of the woman, i know what richard osman looks like haha x)

kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
merry merry king of the bush is he

it would be easier to list the times during which suicide does not cross my mind

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choon x
youtube.com/watch?v=TphXpXz-E3A

yes

>laugh kookaburra laugh kookaburra what a flaming faggot you are hahaha
Didn't know Sam Raimi entered the Australian folk song market

so you lads in the uk have stairs inside your houses or something?

bukayo saka will forever be more british than emma raducanu

Can't stop listening to monster mash now that lad posted it

neither is british at all

America needs Socialism.

Need Emma Watson to lean to one side and rip a stinky fart as we’re making out.

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lmao state of this cunt

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how so?

I just scranned yesternights leftover shawarma
And a kilometric ton of rice
With a side of prefried chips
Currently chomping some tea

This is gonna do a number on the bowels, expect next poo review to be exhilarating if I don't drink more water

Did you know as many as ONE in TEN victims of suicide are women

wypipo got no lips but 2 chins

>In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.
hootin' and a hollerin'

in the midst of all this "who is the most british" talk, i'd like to throw in my two cents, clearly the average australian man is the most british

Fatpheebs tits lads

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