God impregnates your hot wife

>God impregnates your hot wife
What do you do?

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I knew a place where whenever a girl would show up pregnant she'd tell her boyfriend/husband that she was seduced by a supernatural entity that everyone in the region believed in, but was actually an age old excuse unfaithful women and shamed families came up with to excuse an unwanted pregnancy brought upon by cheating.

i'm asking for a lot of alimony from God. probably $10k+ a month

Child Support from God's gotta be enough to coast for the rest of your life.

it's simple we uh, kill god

this and stop using condoms

impregnate god's wife

God provides you with a literal planet to live on and the air you breath, you ain't getting more child support

guat movi?

>Yeah dude a literal swan waddled up and raped me, I think it was Zeus. Crazy huh? Anyway that's why I'm pregnant now.

The shit i mentioned happens til this day. The poor guys believe it.

>God provides you with a literal planet to live on and the air you breath

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zeus is the god of masculinity correct? zeus impregnated all women means masculinity that's not controlled will rape. so even in ancient greece it's still toxic my god. how do we lose our maculinity boys?

Just fuck boys lol
>captcha : 4xddj

>God provided Marys parents with a daughter for him to impregnate later
pretty weird

God was just thinking about it logically for once
> hits pipe

>Zeus was in the movie
>lectured his Demigod son about things
>never mentioned why he did this.

Checkmate

Evoke Babalon, bring about the eschaton and say “Yahweh, ye false Demirurge, kneel before the gaping maw of the Abyss and enter into the womb of oblivion”

Poor Joseph getting cucked.

To be fair he should have realised Mary was a slut when 3 niggas showed up to her giving birth to the wee baby Jesus.

Fight God

God cannot be His own creation.
Criteria for God
1. God is one
2. Absolute, eternal
3. He neither begets or is begotten
4. There is none like Him

>Criteria for God
God changed the rules to suit his needs

Is it the duende?

God created you.