First dinner date with a guy

>first dinner date with a guy
>he suggests splitting the bill
>agree and tell him no problem
>delete his number as soon as I get home
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION

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Dead meme general?

bane?

Why are girls like this bros?

You're in the wrong place for upboats.

Yeah, but if he wanted to split the bill on a first date you probably looked like shit.

>tell Chad to be more open about his feelings
>one day he breaks down crying because of some childhood shit
>dump him on the spot
IM LIKE A BIRD I WANNA FLY AWAY

>flirt with a guy for a month
>talk to to him all the time
>he asks me out
>we have a date that lasts 12 hours
>it's amazing, we have such a great time
>he asks me out again
>ghost him for no reason
COME ON BABY DO THE LOCOMOTION

>reeeeee
>bump

>dad gives me good constructive advice for my life
>ignore it and act like a retarded whore
>expect dad to fix my problems regardless
>he does because he still views me as his little girl and is blinded from the monster i've become

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND

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Some hoe asked for my number and then texted me asking if I wanted to hang out the next day, I said yeah and set a time. Next day I asked if she was still on and she just ghosted me, then responded the day after with a shit excuse like I was just going to let it go after she wasted my day. I really don't understand women and their retarded ways.

I have done this to women before. Well, not so much ghosted as told them I'm not interested even though the dates were a great time (no sex even involved). What the fuck was my problem?

I know so many 30+ women who love this actress. "she's so quirky" "she's so pretty but still not super pretty" I hold in my laughter.

this was the best meme for like a month and i really miss it

Took a girl out for a drink last friday and after our round she bought the next one for us. I'm 26 and this is the first time a woman has ever done that on a date.

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Lol, user, if you go on a date with a girl that lasts twelve hours and you can’t seal the deal, she’s gonna lose interest. Women want to get fucked, my guy. If you don’t fuck’em quick and know what you’re doing, you get dropped like a hot potato. No one wants to hang around with some clammy, sexless nerd.

>I know so many 30+ women
I am truly sorry to hear that

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any post that starts with lol can be disregarded

Lol

>fuck my boss at olive garden
>get pregnant
>dad gets mad, fights my boss, gets hospitalized and arrested
>cuck my boss with a nigger to deal with the stress
>dye my hair blue
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

I've had women pay for dates before. It's nice. Not common, but nice.

this plus any and all instances of "lmao"

lol, lmao

you're actually right

Women (at least adult women, I started dating in my late 20s) these days typically suggest splitting the bill, if not outright paying for it themselves. I think only one girl I've gone out with expected me to pay and she was from a super conservative family in a stuck-up area. Women don't want a guy to think she owes him something in exchange for buying food or drinks. I've heard this a lot. If a dude gets pushy about paying for a date it's red flag.

She were supposed to be a fucking asshole villain in the making right?

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>scrolling through instagram
>two more college friends have pregnancy pics
>one more wedding announcement
>look at party hat from 33rd birthday on dresser peppered with blood and vomit
>launch into a violent rage and destroy bedroom

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

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I’ve had women who can barely be arsed to go on a real date but wanted to fuck just from me picking them up from the store or whatever. And will literally become girlfriends over this kind of behavior.
I need a church girl or something