They don't make couples like this anymore
They don't make couples like this anymore
Nathaniel Johnson
Levi Clark
The least believable on screen couple I can think of
So you're right I guess
Josiah Sanchez
my ancestors ;)
David Gutierrez
they dont make anything anymore
Adam Wood
Pale Skin + Dark Hair + Light Eyes = Patrician Phenotype
Ethan Smith
t. virgin who hates true love
Jace Thomas
?
She's a man, and keanu can only play 'person with a dead wife/gf' forever.
Wyatt Thomas
They don't make movies about couples at all anymore
Joshua Russell
Wife has pale skin, blue eyes, dark hair, and is named Patricia. Haha
Owen Cox
They literally do
You don’t watch movies
Brayden Barnes
Ever been to an actual Goth club? The people there don't look like this. They stretch the leather a lot more, although they do act like Matrix spaz's and say cryptic shit quietly in an effort to seem cool
Luis Hernandez
I challenge you to Mortal Kombat
Jaxson Cook
Well I'm a drunk construction worker redneck so imma just fatality with my boomstick. Can we be bros instead?
Evan Mitchell
A wise decision
Samuel Wright
Hello new bro. I look forward to remembering your typing style and noticing you on other threads.
Jose Adams
Wrong and wrong
Dominic Parker
They were so convincing
Like Tom and Zendaya
Or Jake and the Fat Man
Brandon Harris
Womens lit professor and her Systems engineer husband
Carter White
Pregnant Trinity mhgmmhgghnggh
Owen Evans
My wive fat I sad
Adam Lewis
Then save this jack-o-lantern, and the next time you get challenged to Mortal Kombat, you post it so I know it's you
Adrian King
what do you call this phenotype?
Xavier Baker
Imagine being such a limpdick zoomer with no interest in the female form and not thinking Carrie Anne Moss is sexy.
Get fucked, libshit. Trinity is the PINNACLE of badass female action heroes of the 90s. I used to fap to that scene all the time because of her perfect tits, you little bitch nigga. She's the reason my penis is so muscular today and why I'm the best in bed. Of course, someone of your flaccidness would never understand because you'll ever get laid and never appreciate true beauty such as this, which is why you'll likely end up being lonely in life living in your mother's boyfriend's basement, jacking off to 90s porno films with great intensity, trying to find that emotional high for what is best in life without ever actually heading out into the world, going to college, getting a job, and finding out the flavor of life yourself, you little twat.