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Priti Patel edition

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poo

>ITV News has obtained pictures of Boris Johnson drinking at a No10 party during lockdown in November 2020.

>The photos cast fresh doubt on the PM's repeated claims he was unaware of rule-breaking in No10 during the pandemic.

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Yakub pooing out the white race

rorke be like
>racial stereotypes are based in fact

>"Black men are sexually superior"
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT STEREOTYPE. THAT STEREOTYPE IS THE JEWS

Women are alright I suppose

so /brit/, are you a knob man or a willy man

rorke:
>get shits grades at GCSEs let alone alevel
also rorke:
>cries about unis recruiting overseas students as though this what is keeping him out of oxbridge

deary me.

I want a new lockdown

for fuck sake it's been 6 months of this partygate shite now
either get rid of boris or just shut up and move on. i'm bored of it

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didn't ask
pee
yeah they're alright

prefer women myself

off to do the weekly shop - any suggestions?

>other way round, there are more spaces for british students because there are so many foreigners subsiding the industry.
don't know what this is proportionally but i highly doubt the number of total students has increased in line with this. it's a >33% increase in 5 years.

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OH MY DAYS

tampoons

some of them double stuffed oreos and some cravendale

it's usually leftypol getting shit grades at school then blaming everyone as to why he's a poor failure

Will Monkey Pox do you? Quite like the sound of that.

Rorke here
Blacks are for the most part sexually superior

why is she so wide lads

This is surely the end of Boris Johnson

45p custard creams for me please bossman

on a monday?
wrongun

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drinking wee milk

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BREAKING: leftypol's pozzed arsehole has been declare an imminent hazard to public safety after it was determined to be the ground zero of monkey pox in Europe

there is a vivid picture playing in my mind

it is asf dancing flamboyantly to my tune

that's a man

Rorke be like
>it’s a globohomo Jew conspiracy that black men are more muscular and have bigger penises

don't see how saying that British educational institutions should primarily serve British people, and not the people who make the most money, makes me a rorke. some of our unis literally have >50% international students.

Black crafted

>the worlds first multicultural society

but i thought everywhere white was always multicultural

Just had sex with a beautiful woman for the first time today, I have always bren kind of attractive but a complete write off in life. Poor, schizo, skinny, and everything inbetween. All the fantasises I wanked to came true, the smell of a girls asshole for the first time, entering a woman and hearing her gasp, giggling as you try and put the condom on, fingering her asshole and getting your dick sucked.

And it was fucking shit, all that build up for literally some warmth around your cock and the smell of her asshole was not even that sexy. I literally have far more fun wanking to small penis humiliation and lesbian rape porn

Why does anybody do anything?
- Socrates

>Ukraine flag in social media photo
Shan’t be reading that.

need a shower, hope you lads aren't still belly aching about black penises when I get back

Makes you think doesn’t it

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two tins of tartan paint, spirit level bubbles, a reach around and a long wait

leftypol will be banging on about them as per

Random pleb vs people who run a country

*unsubscribes*

Britain loves a girthy woman

and still nothing will happen

>Makes you think doesn’t it
yeah makes me think why do you keep posting this shite

it's really awkward weird having to carry on an interview with someone you've decided you are not going to hire. Wanted to give her an opportunity to redeem herself by bringing up some unexpected skill or experience but it just didn't happen.

>the World's First Multicultural Society
god I hate Americans.

looking great in the mirror but rancid in real life
sick of it

honestly is baffling some of the discussion that goes on in here, try talking about some of this stuff irl and gauge people's reactions

It’s long stand, you knob

come on
we all did it

should have told her to get her tits out aha

sucking some walnuts

wish she'd drop a huge steamy one on my chest

Alkeen?

feel like i'm on autopilot. doesn't matter what happens in the world a global pandemic war elections not interested in any of it. just going to sleep in bed for the next couple years then top myself off.

>sph and lesbian rape porn
ahh a true porn intellectual I see

Good point tbqh

>giggling as you try and put the condom on
>And it was fucking shit, all that build up for literally some warmth around your cock and the smell of her asshole was not even that sexy
you didn't have sex

it's a bizarre meme that northern european cultures were always diverse. they were japan level homogenous up until very recently. diversity only really existed in the middle east and india

There's an issue with the unsubscribe data flow, you will receive blog posts until calling up customer service to complain

most just like to pretend nothing is happening, head in the sand, consoom and don't think, etc

I literally did though

ITVNews has obtained pictures of Boris Johnson drinking at a No10 party during lockdown in November 2020.

The photos cast fresh doubt on the PM's repeated claims he was unaware of rule-breaking in No10 during the pandemic.

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itv.com/news/2022-05-23/exclusive-pm-pictured-drinking-at-downing-street-party-during-lockdown

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pickled slug down the gullet

> getting called rorke and leftypol in a single thread

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>entering a woman and hearing her gasp, giggling as you try and put the condom on, fingering her asshole and getting your dick sucked.

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so this retard clearly doesnt understand

>diversity only really existed in the middle east and india
screaming
have you ever been there
theyre some of the most homogenous places you'll ever see

>And it was fucking shit
>wanking to small penis humiliation and lesbian rape porn
>schizo
get. a. clue.

America needs Socialism.

the first confirmed /brit/post in 50,000 BC

They carved these words on the walls of a cave and archaeologists have been able to reconstruct what it would have looked like in its heyday

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get me out of this thread

>diversity
>india
can't be mate they're all brown innit

ktim

We need FAR more lesbian rape porn

nah you used a condom
doesn't count
not real sex

wrote a poem

I laughed when my neighbour, who voted Remain,
Paid 50p more for his loaf of wholegrain.
But when I reached the checkout, I faced the same cost.
I thought it was only Remainers who lost?