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>less
*Fewer

straight bussin fr fr

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de scran

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why would you shill for the islamic republic of iran, of all countries

looks a bit young innit

I unironically believe Aus is more pozzed than the UK, we just don't make a big fuss about our embarrassments or we just cope and say it's Melbourne specific (which is incorrect as Melbourne is only slightly worse than other cities)

leftypols drip

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any good tv shows maybe dystopian or like games like hunger games that's what i sort of like

that's somebody's son.

Why do slav women all have this look... gobby eyes, wide nose, thick lower lip

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youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

gettin ready for the night out lads

No.
Read a book instead.

this is what i imagine when i think of abos

squid game

melbourne is the best city in australia.

deano as fuck

Did you know you have coughed up a staggering £1.5million to help send Army officers’ children to top public schools over the past year?

The fact £668,000 of that public money was given to Defence Secretary Ben Wallace’s posh old school in Somerset is purely coincidental.

£100 million for a fraud with his poofy hair that hasn’t kicked his arse all season

The book Battle Royale is good, fits your requirements.

Yes a film exists but it's a bit cheesy; full of Japanese over-acting. No such problem with the book.

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still got 15 mins of breaks to use

ummm is that a sexy lady? *penis activates* oohh mama hells to the YES

heading down to london this weekend to ride on the elizabeth line x

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>you have coughed up

um I've been NEET for 2 years, collect no benefits, pay no tax. I've contributed nothing, taken nothing. I simply exist.

don;t like books lads. don't have the attention span

This but unironically

>his break time is tracked
deary me

Mad how Americans and Aussies are just products of British-Irish lebensraum

*nonces you*

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>we just cope and say it's Melbourne specific (which is incorrect as Melbourne is only slightly worse than other cities)
Same happens in the UK, northerners cope and act like London is the only woke city

Less of this.

More of this.

Irish monkeys will find this HIGHLY amusing

don't talk rubbish those eyes are stunning

can someone explain the grealish hair thing to me? it's ugly as sin, but women say they like it.

i was being unironical

feeling perfidious

>he gets breaks
20 minutes for dinner that's all I ever got

>lebensraum
not sure what that means but don't like it. take that back you diseased ridden runt go to a dentist you pompous fucktard

any pitty man in

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How did this balding loser become such a big streamer?

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Remember how fast Stephen Fry's career in front of the cameras deflated when he was pictured with his greasy haired boytoy?

I think you are lying to yourself

really want to be made redundant.

5 months pay + unemployment bennies (got too much savings to get them if just quit)

gagging for a period of unemployment. time to reflect, time to refresh.

zoomer girls want that big gamer cock

every time i spell unironic or unironically it gives me that little squiggly red line underneath

don't think it's a real word

Might vomit, haven’t decided

blacks in dog form

Not the lad you're replying to but I used to work in a call centre and all breaks / lunches were monitored to the second using the phone system.

Team Leader would send out a screencap every day showing the entire team's call stats including breaks + lunches. If anyone was over on their break or lunch, even by literally 30s-1min they'd be called out on the team email and asked to explain why.

I used to open the windows clock when I went on break so I could see the exact second I pressed the Break / Lunch code button on the phone so that on my return I could only come out of Break / Lunch at exactly 14:59 or 59:59.

does any user know how easy it is to buy an air rifle?
i bought a thing to stop fallen seeds attracting rats but this this fat fuck just sits there eating my grain
he must know about glass because nothing short of screaming and hammering on the window will scare him off

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my penis really did activate
it’s activated right now
the small penis became the big penis

This is highly racist

do black maul infants?

Use earnest or earnestly

howling

rorke feeding the pet runts baby formula
leftypol personally feeding them his milk

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Fuck off you horrible man, leave that bird alone

GCHQ, this man is clearly a risk. Get him dawn-raided pronto, HDDs checked and all.

Would rather sit in my arse wanking all day then step foot into a call centre.

feeling sinful

leftypol got caught slipping

pits are australians in dog form
act sweet but lash out at their masters (brits) for no reason

I highly doubt you had an erection during this decade

This isn't a cost-of-living crisis, it's a cost-of-billionaires crisis.

the reason why the tories are saying:
>just work bro
>get a better job bro

is so that they can make people facing higher house prices, bread prices, fuel prices - about personal failure of povoids; rather than people being fucked over by a global situation and govt policies.

it works because the peabrained Sun reading evil pensioners that vote them in fall for that kind of tosh.

... woah

is it yeah?

brought to your knees weeping, resorting to lethal force over a humble wood pigeon

It's unspeakably grim mate, I won't lie to you.

Pay is shite as well, ~£22k. Enough to afford living in a 1-bed flat if you had a gf but on your own not really. Not unless you're content saving / investing zero money per month.

Got threatened for the first time on the tube yesterday

2 nafri teenage roadmen asked if i
a) was an arsenal supporter
b) was gay
c) wanted to fight
d) would i like it if they followed me off the train and to my flat
(the answer to all 4 was no btw)

its actually perturbed me more than I thought it would, i have been stressed out all day today and walked to work instead of taking the tube

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The monarchy in this country should be abolished. It's completely pointless having a royal family

Render some black powder and make a blunderbuss

Id never tire of head-butting you on the bridge of the nose.

>the small penis became the big penis
how did you become black

what happened? did they kill him?

Cuck

well said

get a bird feeder with that extra grill layer so that only smaller birds can comfortably peck lad.

this sort of affair.

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hoo HOO HOO... hoo hoo

hoo HOO HOO... hoo hoo

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Doing a poo

I grew up in one of the roughest, blackest boroughs of London and yet never in my life did I ever get mugged or physically threatened while living there. Reckon you just need to not give off pussy vibes and they'll leave you alone.

mate why the fuck do you need an air rifle? you can just reach out the window surely?
better yet you could attach a pressure sensor to where it's hanging from and have it fire out a BB pellet whenever it gets activated.

E N R I C H E D

The Islander Race ranked
>Scots (masterminds, sexy, masculine, inventors, warrior-philosopher caste)
>English (smart, sensible, but generally quite useless)
>Welsh (Scots without the intelligence)
>Irish (Scots but more alcoholic and emotional)
>Americans (this one goes without speaking)
>Canadians (Americans but even more deluded)
>Kiwis (Quiet, harmless, not known for much)
>Aussies (scum, less than dogs)

the monarchy has britain wrapped around their little finger, glorified kardashians with power

Polish women choose indids

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Clueless child

Every fucking morning waking me up and now on /brit/ fuck OFF

get an air rifle and shoot it though the glass its the last thing it will think you will do

If you not in the train itself you can start scrapping right there and the police take care of it

some somalian 13 year olds tried to rob my bicycle the other day (i think).

i was cycling back from gym and i took this ally short cut and there was a bunch of somali teenagers in it.

they moved out the way to let me through, but one said 'yo idk how to cycle bro can you teach me', so i said 'yeah sure watch this' and then cycled off.

>Grealish was born in Birmingham, West Midlands and raised in nearby Solihull.[5] He attended Our Lady of Compassion Roman Catholic Primary School and St Peter's Roman Catholic Secondary School in Solihull.

>He is of Irish descent, through his maternal grandfather from County Dublin, his paternal grandfather from Gort, County Galway, and his paternal grandmother from Sneem, County Kerry.

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*starts frantically shooting in all directions with an air rifle*
AAAAAAAAA STAY AWAY FROM MY GRAIN IT'S NOT FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUN EEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHHHHHH

>Sneem

Haha

trimmed by pubes, willy hair, ball hair the other day using the electric trimmer. Feels good to have it night and short and neat for the summer months.

I've also recently taken to freshening up my groin region in between showers using alcohol hand wash. Basically just slather the area in hand-wash after a piss if I'm not showering that day. Completely removes any bellsmeg whiff or sweaty groin smells.

look like shit today

Is that not the sound of a turtle dove

It's literally always been a shithole though.

>so i said 'yeah sure watch this' and then cycled off.

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Sneem vs Cheadle champions league final next season
I work for uefa, we rig it

screaminf

>I've also recently taken to freshening up my groin region in between showers using alcohol hand wash.

RIP your test levels and fertility