Oi what you saying about my bird? You think she can't act do you? You think she's an uggo? I'm Spider-Man mate...

>Oi what you saying about my bird? You think she can't act do you? You think she's an uggo? I'm Spider-Man mate, I'll bin you.

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>I've been doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for 5 years and weigh 100kilos at 6'4". Be humble or honest to sneed I'll knock you the fuck out.

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Is the dude on the right honestly what normies are calling "ripped" these days?

Ripped has always meant extra-lean with no body fat since ever. I think people realized that 10%body fat with muscle looks way better than this shit.

How hard is it to look like that?

I've just started seriously lifting and can deadlift 150kg (been a very keen cyclist for years), can do like 200 sit ups before getting tired and can bench 50kg. I am just working on my arms at the moment.

I'm fairly sure that's the ideal body for having sex. Definitely looks better than strongmen or whatever

>I'm fairly sure that's the ideal body for having sex. Definitely looks better than strongmen or whatever
I'm not talking about roid guts, that's vile. I'm talking about more body fat to bulk up a bit, like Chris Holsworth. He's not that lean.

he looks like a muscular child

>I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay

Nah. He looks amazing obviously but I'd say Holland edges it

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>but I'd say Holland edges it
Naw, not even close.

I seriously thought that was an improved/shopped Elliot Page on the right.

Is this achievable natty?

I wouldn't go around bragging about spending 5 years with you head inside some other guy's sweaty crotch but whatever makes you happy man.

>I'll bin you
Do bongs really say that? Sounds hilarious.

They're both the height of 13 year olds so yes

YOUR BIRD LOOKS LIKE A FLAVELA SLAG INNIT

>mogs literally every single MCU actor

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Kek same

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he could've at least found an attractive looking beard

>gets mogged

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Jesus fucking christ. If the MCU was going on during Arnies prime who would he play? Literally built like an action figure.