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HALO THE SERIES
Yaaay muh biddyo gaem
paramount is dying and snatching up all these new shows and reboots hoping for a viral saviour isn't going to change a thing
lol
>human drama
>human drama
>human drama
boring, give me alien species butting heads because they're a loose group of creatures united in a religious fervor of lighting rings being dunked on by a green tin can man with a blue ghost living in his head
>That Prophet CGI
Farscape did better with puppets.
Kino incoming
What went so right halobros
>minorities in space
Pass
I don’t watch pozzed shit
There hasn't been a good Halo game since ODST and there should have never been a continuation after 3
I hope this bombs, especially if they're unmasking the Chief
If anything I hope there's good alien politics, Halo 2 was fucking KINO
Is that Steve Buscemi?
I'm not watching this pozzed shit. That's for fucking sure
>minorities in space
It's not just that. It's that they pick the ugliest looking mutts they could find.
The casts of most modern production look straight out of a dmv office
holy SHIT that dialogue
>for da first time imbenlemon dark
>your rage....blinds you.....rage is all i have left :'(
>WHAT ELSE YOU WILLIN TO SACRIFICE MAYN?.....EVERYTHING
an endless sea of shitskins and 2010 era CGI. hard pass
how the FUCK do they manage to make cgi of these guys that is somehow worse looking than the remastered halo 2 cutscenes from like a decade ago
stock sterotypical trailer music nothing halo like
>no name no skill actors
>CGI from 2012
>200 MILLION DOLLARS
could they not find a single known actor to get people hype instead of niggers in space?
>UNSC is actually... LE BAD
wow what a daring direction, did Karen Traviss write the script?
Eat your slop stream piggy
>describe your sex life using a line from Halo
>What do people want out of a Halo show?
>Maybe it's various ethnic minorities conversing dramatically in differently lit rooms?
Yeah maybe
>You hit, soldier?
>No.
>this cave is not a natural formation
Das rite senpai. We WUZ halo n shiet too mayn
>that prophet
JUST