HALO THE SERIES

Trailer 2:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4doITNi2RE

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Yaaay muh biddyo gaem

paramount is dying and snatching up all these new shows and reboots hoping for a viral saviour isn't going to change a thing

lol

>human drama
>human drama
>human drama
boring, give me alien species butting heads because they're a loose group of creatures united in a religious fervor of lighting rings being dunked on by a green tin can man with a blue ghost living in his head

>That Prophet CGI

Farscape did better with puppets.

Kino incoming
What went so right halobros

>minorities in space
Pass

I don’t watch pozzed shit

There hasn't been a good Halo game since ODST and there should have never been a continuation after 3
I hope this bombs, especially if they're unmasking the Chief
If anything I hope there's good alien politics, Halo 2 was fucking KINO

Is that Steve Buscemi?

I'm not watching this pozzed shit. That's for fucking sure

>minorities in space

It's not just that. It's that they pick the ugliest looking mutts they could find.

The casts of most modern production look straight out of a dmv office

holy SHIT that dialogue
>for da first time imbenlemon dark
>your rage....blinds you.....rage is all i have left :'(
>WHAT ELSE YOU WILLIN TO SACRIFICE MAYN?.....EVERYTHING
an endless sea of shitskins and 2010 era CGI. hard pass

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how the FUCK do they manage to make cgi of these guys that is somehow worse looking than the remastered halo 2 cutscenes from like a decade ago

stock sterotypical trailer music nothing halo like

>no name no skill actors
>CGI from 2012
>200 MILLION DOLLARS
could they not find a single known actor to get people hype instead of niggers in space?

>UNSC is actually... LE BAD
wow what a daring direction, did Karen Traviss write the script?

Eat your slop stream piggy

>describe your sex life using a line from Halo

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>What do people want out of a Halo show?
>Maybe it's various ethnic minorities conversing dramatically in differently lit rooms?
Yeah maybe

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>You hit, soldier?
>No.

>this cave is not a natural formation

Das rite senpai. We WUZ halo n shiet too mayn
>that prophet
JUST

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