Driving

>driving
...
>driving, Japan

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>I am afraid of driving in Japan because... because...

>japan

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Based. Fuck Juan Piece.

They drive on the wrong side of the road

Just like the UK where he lived for years

doesn't he live there?
so he never drove before?

Tsong, di ko alam if nagpapatawa ka lang or talagang ma-alat lang.
Gotta say though, I felt the same relief as this motherfucker did on both occasions: getting his visa + actually flying in.
Puta ilang buwan akong stranded sa Makati kakaantay sa visa ko, tas pag alis ko pa ng bansa ilang libong papeles pina handa saken sa immigration.
Lahat to sa gitna pa ng covid.

You just follow traffic, the blink/wiper stalks being reversed is weirder.

Filipino sounds and looks so gross. I don't know why macarthur loved the Philippines so much. I'd be driven insane.

Are you using google translate? You say you were in Makati did you learn tagalog?
If this is actually you and not google translate then I'm very Impressed.

My language is pure SOVL

Flips don't have their own words for stranded and immigration?

We do, some words in English are just more conveient.

Example, what's easier to say? "Philippine Air Force" or "Hukbong panghimpapawid ng Pilipinas"? I choose the former everytime we just do it so it's easier to say.

How the fuck does he look better the older he gets? What's his secret?

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this mf weird as fuck wish i could kill swede

>millionaire
>super hot wife
>flawless 10/10 looks
>love life
Yeah I can see why you hate him

I never understood the obsession with Japan. They literally have train pushers.
>oh but look, the japs are so polite whilst being stuffed like sardines uwu

I hate them because they
Wont
Fucking
BREED

>>super hot wife
she unironically gets mogged by many girls in this country, i feel bad for pewds even. a man of his caliber (plus considering he's a weeb) will soon understand that he could do much much better here

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swedes are so lame and gay, of course he moves to japan of all places

>I don't know why macarthur loved the Philippines so much
Something about flip pussy

>Looks is all that matters

do you know how to read? the American guy said "super hot wife", i am simply pointing out that his wife is not hot at all when compared with high-tier japanese women, who pewds could easily get

She was with him before he has rich and famous, imagine being dumb enough to dumb her and get a gold digger now

>Wont Fucking BREED
He really is perfect for Japanese society

You are lying if you don't think his wife is very attractive

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>You are lying if you don't think his wife is very attractive
I guess every slim women is when you live in america

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He did have a mistress in the Philippines. Apparently, she killed herself like 30 years later. But he was already there before he met her, he had a penthouse in Manila for years.

>Hukbong panghimpapawid ng?

How much?

Nigga are you blind?

PewDiePie Cleary wants children. It's Marzia fault