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>woke up
>wank
>fry-up
cheers

The list of people who have had sex is also missing 'u'

The Ukrainian government claims a "shocking" 100 people die a day now in eastern Ukraine.
In 2020 in Scotland 170 people died each day.
Eastern Ukraine has 20 million people more than Scotland.

Labor with 'u'
Labour without 'u'

off to bed

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wahey

Retard

my life be like poooooo aaaaahhhh

Wanted to translate necrophilia to Italian but thought better of it. Google would think it's an interest subject for me and start suggesting nearby graveyards every time I open Maps. Sort of thing happens a lot.

Grim little freak

I give the thread 30 replies until it is stricken down again.

little odious slug

ours is older

I can't live
if living is without poo

Aussie trainlad you in, there's a local diesel gala happening near me and I don't know anyone into trains, fancy going?

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>The Ukrainian government claims a "shocking" 100 people die a day now in eastern Ukraine.

War has shattered the supply of the jabs, innit

any living indefinitely man in

im not really into trains anymore sorry lad

I still think amazon/google advertising products to me that I happened to be talking about IRL a few hours before is just a series of coincidences, myself

yh sure lemme just fork out 1.5k for a plane ticket. make sure to post some pics here if you go

thinking about doing nothing today

People who attack America’s electoral college will defend this lol

OH

How about you choo-choo-chuck yourself off a pier

ALBANEEEEEESE

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not happy with our janitorial department

Just found out Americans spell "judgement" as "judgment"

I spell it jujmunt

That's not nothing, that's my wife!

ZTNAB
T
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*jumps off Cromer pier
*survives*
*gets reeled in by a child crabbing*

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Yeah mate, gonna do your wife today, she loves it the whore
Australian milfs, ultimate pengathon

*lurks underneath the pier*

Business idea: get a hot wife, get my wife to have sex with another man, then threaten to kill the man unless he has sex with her every day without fail
I call it "cock stuck in the honeypot"

doing the lceaning lads

Pakistani film of choice today is "Dangal", a classic starring top Pakistani actor "Amir Khan"

I like the marketing, not so sure about the product

When did you realise it was all over for you my lads?
Reckon it were around 15 or 16 for me.

How about you "dangal" your head in front of a train

haha, it says I su-su-suck you! and there's a picture of a golf ball

youtu.be/P2Tp8_7glXs
bit weird the way political parties get into this meme thing these days
(uk) conservatives did a lofi brexit remix before i remember

might drink alone and run the model trains again

22, always just suspicions and hypotheticals before then

ever bum the model trains

I came out of the womb with a cigarette in hand and a mournful pining in my eyes for days gone by

21
in reality it was over far sooner but I didn't realise it yet

prefer not to say

>Albanese was born on 2 March 1963 at St Margaret's Hospital in the Sydney suburb of Darlinghurst.[9][10] He is the son of Carlo Albanese and Maryanne Ellery. His mother was an Australian of Irish descent, while his Italian father was from Barletta in Apulia. The surname Albanese means "Albanian" in Italian, in reference to the Arbëreshë people of the part of southeastern Italy where his father came from.
an albanian pm. embarrassment

lewd

What about hypothetical in the subjunctive mood, as it were?

we literally had an election between two men called albo and scomo

watching steve review some british military rations

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22 when my dead died but I managed to turn my life around and I'm now in a good place apart from nogf

haven't given up JUST yet

16

10 years later and I'm in full JUST mode, don't even care anymore

Actual business idea:
Supermodel trains

Good form
But can he keep it up

>uploaded by the official lnp channel

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now thats a caboose i'd be interested in

I'm in

Based, I love Steve

Characteristic adaptability and phlegm. What we have been expecting from /brit/ so far

*invests*

AIEEEEEEEE

23 now, one shag recently, graduate in 2 months, possibility of public service job that will set me up that i am qualified for but is high competition, but my moneys pretty much gone now and no cento
so basically the next 6 months will determine if I make it to normal person status or fuck it and crash and burn

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=hql2jsK9TQQ

love the whiffs of poo when shagging the bfs hairy arsehole

ah yes

news

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I love yorkshire tea

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Girlfriend hasn't messaged in 2 days.

read us a news article will ya

Vile batty

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Fossil hunter? How'd they find out my dating nickname?

shes messaging me mate
sorry

i think i was 14 when i realised i was a failure

you get a whole news section for norfolk island?

In hindsight I was always going to be a miserable failure but it wasn't until I was 24 when I realised just how fucked I was. I was a friendless neet and couldn't even hold a part-time job, I was just a complete waste of air

The Australians for sure are playing the position, a tad expected, but at least they aren't taking unnecessary risks.

We will be back to see how this /brit/™ is going after a "word" from our sponsors

26 years old on new years day.