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would you be interested in a trade agreement with england edish

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correct thread

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pizza for brekkie x

fuck off you autist

shan't be using the thread of a guy that buys poo off the internet

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>4 new posts
Fuck off you chinky bastard

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Eat upp lad yummy stoma bag innit mate?

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what kind?

was in hungry for all of 5mins and the janman banned me
not on

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GOD i wish my arse were that fat lads..

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Yummy poo

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poo on toast for me x

Scotland
Founded 1840
England
Founded 1658

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'roni

corrrr

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ah yes, threads looking great so far

enjoy your ban you nerdic faggot

*goes for a jog*

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corr get in

*goes for a poo*

bought a vibrator lads, don’t use it to penetrate but set it to a solid vibrate and use it on my balls/gooch area and feels amazing.

would reccy for those wanting better wanks

I want a girlfriend like this but with a stoma.

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what will that whacky Tim get up to next haha

would scran

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sounds impractical

user, you are NOT the father

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sounds like you should fuck off mate

>have a shower. feeling nice and clean
>need a shit
ah yes

30 posts in and we've already had three different bits of spamming

Should just get a stoma mate. Imagine never having to shit again

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the scrandemic as it were

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shit, shave and shampoo lad

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>need a shit
I can vouch
where do you need it?

didnt need a poo before me shower did i

>toilers leave for work
>thread immediately goes to shit
why is this I wonder

when theres a will theres a way
there was clearly poo in there

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rorke spitting the dummy yet again after remembering brown people exist

It’s shit shower shave
Shit in the morning, shower for a full clean, shave after when you’re nice and warm and wet and your pores are open for a clean smooth feel

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watching maury

still pissed off with the janitorial staff me
swear they are just handing out bans like a nonce at a playground

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helpernonce is up early