would you be interested in a trade agreement with england edish
/brit/
correct thread
pizza for brekkie x
fuck off you autist
shan't be using the thread of a guy that buys poo off the internet
>4 new posts
Fuck off you chinky bastard
Eat upp lad yummy stoma bag innit mate?
what kind?
was in hungry for all of 5mins and the janman banned me
not on
GOD i wish my arse were that fat lads..
Yummy poo
poo on toast for me x
Scotland
Founded 1840
England
Founded 1658
'roni
corrrr
ah yes, threads looking great so far
enjoy your ban you nerdic faggot
*goes for a jog*
corr get in
*goes for a poo*
bought a vibrator lads, don’t use it to penetrate but set it to a solid vibrate and use it on my balls/gooch area and feels amazing.
would reccy for those wanting better wanks
I want a girlfriend like this but with a stoma.
what will that whacky Tim get up to next haha
would scran
sounds impractical
user, you are NOT the father
sounds like you should fuck off mate
>have a shower. feeling nice and clean
>need a shit
ah yes
30 posts in and we've already had three different bits of spamming
Should just get a stoma mate. Imagine never having to shit again
the scrandemic as it were
shit, shave and shampoo lad
>need a shit
I can vouch
where do you need it?
didnt need a poo before me shower did i
>toilers leave for work
>thread immediately goes to shit
why is this I wonder
when theres a will theres a way
there was clearly poo in there
rorke spitting the dummy yet again after remembering brown people exist
It’s shit shower shave
Shit in the morning, shower for a full clean, shave after when you’re nice and warm and wet and your pores are open for a clean smooth feel
watching maury
still pissed off with the janitorial staff me
swear they are just handing out bans like a nonce at a playground
helpernonce is up early