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well Any Forums?

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i sit to piss

I only shat standing up once and it was because I had some nasty constipation I didn't know what to do anymore

Human vs monkey map

I think it's about peeing, not shitting
germanic men tend to sit while peeing like females do

i pee in the sink like a true patrician

we're too tall to piss comfortably without piss splattering everywhere (including but not limited to your own legs/pants)
I'd rather be effeminate and sitting than covered in my own urine and feeling like a big boy because my bum bum didn't touch no porcelain

I sit :3333

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I only sit if i shit and pee in the same session

This

>we're too tall
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA sure you are

t. german sexpat

How exactly do you shit while standing, do you just push and let the poo slide out of the ass cheeks, or do you not have them and instead you have a perfectly exposed anus like that guy from Any Forums (someone post him pls)

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sit at home. stand in public

>standing up while shitting

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PEOPLE STAND WHILE SHITTING?!!

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>we're too tall
You are French. All of you are brown manlets with small skulls and jewish noses.

Sitting is the civilized and based thing to do, but I can't do it because my dick is too long so it would hit the water. :(

post sitting-for tushie

It's a muslim thing

>Not squatting down while shitting, the most natural and human way to shit
Why are white people like this?

Same. I don't feel like cleaning up splashing piss all the time.

I can't piss straight, my pee takes a weird angle from my dick it's annoying

Fake map for Scandinavia but Germany is right.

Today I learned there are people who literally stand while taking a shit.

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Who stands when shitting wtf? This has to be an edit about peeing, the countries checks out for that