How do Orcs know what a menu is?

How do Orcs know what a menu is?

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Boarding school in Paris

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They were elves once

Do you think Orcs need to attend gay tea parties like twice a year just to get the elf impulses out?

Hackson. But then, in the books they use word picknick.

>looks like meat is back on the picknick
???

fuck you Jackson you fucking hack

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what's their tax policy?

Nah, the line is different.

No drinks?

Orcs all carry personal flasks of grog

Americans are fucked in the head

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The Uruk-Hai are an industrialized civilization, Saruman was the most technologically advanced person in all of Middle Earth. Wouldn't surprise me if they had a fantasy-version of Canned Rations, offering a menu like modern MRE's.

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>Shredded Dunelander in Grog Sauce
>Rohirrim Strips in Blood Sauce
>Enedwaither Blood Sausage and Blood Beans
etc

Packages in a pouch with Bread and the classic Maggot side option and Chocolate bar.

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He's saying it in Orcish transliterated so we can understand it so he's not saying "menu"

Anyone else get the feeling the actors playing the orcs must have had a great time filming? Just running around with their bros, making noises and waving swords around

What does orcs need with a menu?

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Why not? I know what a sword is but I've never fought in a medieval army. You pick up a lot of shit through language, history and culture.

To eat them

He actually said
>Look Slike Meet's back on the men you boys!
As in he's saying that the iconic Tolkien character 'Slike Meet' is back to having homosexual sex and is alerting is fellow guys so they can all engage in it.