There are firsties on this board who don't own a bidet

>There are firsties on this board who don't own a bidet

What excuse could you possibly have? Actual India-tier personal hygiene

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I had a bidet when I lived in India. Even the schools had bidets

I still don't know how americans say they cut kid's dicks for hygiene but walk around with a shitty ass all day.
Bidet's are a god sent.

The tissue paper becomes clear after 1-2 wipes because I eat enough fibre and I also wash my ass in the shower
I don't need a bidet

Would you apply this same approach is someone smeared shit on your arm? No, you would wash it off

I use a spray bottle instead

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bidet's are a sign of the third world, Indians andSouth east Asians literally use them and not a single first world country ever has
because thirdies eat heavily spiced sloopa paste on rice with beans while first worlders eat bread, veggies, meat and potato's

no, i would shove my arm down their throat and wouldn't remove it until they've polished it off.

I move too often and live with roommates so no way to renegotiate for a bidet each time. Plus I'm a vegetarian and have very solid firm stool that comes out clean so that I haven't seen a mark on toilet paper in years (but I wipe once just to be sure).