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chuds

no mosquito n dat.... bossman tinkin he needa be movin ta england yakno....

yanks be like "why are yanks like this" my half caste nigga you is the yank

any of yous ever had anal problems... like hemorrhoids or abscess or fistulas... chrons maybe

hate my life
i'm in pain every day

Mr bean. Funny

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rorke forcing food down himself because he's scared of black people stealing it

Rasheed

will be quite pleased to see our tranny army get BTFO by china

day off for me today la's
gf at toil until 4

the current plan:
browse some pornography for a couple hours
have a cheeky wank
probably watch nonsense on youtube for a bit
scran a bunch of snacks
question why I'm depressed

shitposting here is a given

they're right though, Maine is something like 98% British but England is less than 80%

chud

*ticks all 4 boxes*

it’s 98% yank yankee freak puritan scum

...yh

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wish i knew how to make friends and talk to women and shit
so tired of just sitting in my room posting on /brit/ whenever i'm not toiling

I want to have my way with Emma Watson.

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>gf at toil until 4
does she work at a 24 hr maccies or something to be working that late

mental meeting tories irl
they smell worse than you'd expect

ktim

what did u have... i was misdiagnosed with hemorrhoids... i had something worse...2 surgeries and still not healed

just saw a post asking for my medical history which is private

yeah i had haemorrhoids and it hurt like fuck every time i had a shite

ktim af
least i have a valid excuse for being this way but i wish it weren’t like this

me scouring the retweets on this tweet to find you

they have a buttery sweet smell

i had a...

Tim Henman?

it's half 8 in the morning here silly bong

haha the tory nonce crisis continues unabated

need a big tranny cock in my mouth pronto

yo mans black and dat but man bare wants to be a farmer and ting

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