Impreza edition
/brit/
I'm a leftyrorke. Hate immigrants, hate the rich, love taxes. Simple as.
>spend all day fretting about what i might have done while blacked out drunk last night
fucking sucks lads
I've seen her cock
leftypol banging on about the benefits of immigration then getting african bum driller disease
how many do you have
>win two cups on penalties
>get raped by Real Madrid
>get JUST'ed on the last day by Poop Fraudiola
mad how Liverpools golden age is coming to a close with one title win* and a Champions League Title they won in arguably the worst finals in history.
don't worry about it, you probably did nothing because you're a boring cunt.
Very very grim
stayed up from friday night, took a short 1 hour nap and then went out again last night
got back around 2am and finally had my first nights sleep of the weekend
rorke preaching about immigration then voting for the party bring in a record amount of it
do get like this sometimes. I know that I wouldn't say anything, but sometimes people get a bit cold around me after a night of drinking and I wonder if I just stared at someone's tits the entire time (which has happened to me before)
he (?) only puts four in though
signed up for therapy. question is, do i tell them about this place?
rorkes girlfriend sucking her black coworkers willy as a ‘one time thing’
rasheed slowly taking over the country while rorke and leftypol argue over gay sex
getting a stiff willy looking at that girl that’s always in the German threads
How do I move to yorkshire
the bit that angers me the most is that IT doesn't stir the thing
may I see it?
got a niggling feeling that the janard is being niggardly
I've seen her bumhole
I think most people have accepted that no future government wants to reduce immigration.
We will be replaced, its simply a matter of minimising the damage.
>love taxes
cuck
thinking about earwax
link
>her
why would /brit/ be relevant?
betty gilpin is PENG
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gpd just wna gf that sucks dick like muhammed ali
The world has increased by 1.1bn since they got into power. Not that I care about a political party but there’s gonna be world record immigration figures everywhere with those numbers not just the UK
Liam Gallagher's going on a drunken twitter rant again
yep, grim stuff
I just vote for the one that say it has less taxes because that's directly in my interests
yeah she is FIT
i spend a lot of time here
wts he saying. he wqs alri on jools holland his new songs
You will be replaced.
Your grandchildren will be slaves.
Your history will be destroyed.
Your welfare state will be abolished to pay for more immigrants.
You will eat the bugs.
You will live in the pod.
You will be allowed a single (mixed race) child.
You will be own nothing.
You will be happy.
what constitutes "fraud" in the UK? If i only fulfill half of my contractual obligations, would that be viewed as non payment of services, or fraud?
really like fish fingers
dont know why
l;ike them uch more than normal battered fish
dont even like fish very much (or meat in general)
>LFC nearly won the league spunkbubble Fc
He's gone full Felton
Hate to see it
Maybe Blur were the good guys
minced leeds uni slags injected into my bloodstream
>rorkes girlfriend
I’m no gimmickkeeper but there gotta be a line
Tarquin screams in pain as the wealth tax hits him.
well one thing is for sure, neither of the two parties people insist on voting for in this country are gonna reduce it.
honestly reckon greens have a better immigration policy than either of them.
You will take your meds
You will go outside
You will touch grass
eating poo
Rorke's girlfriend is a bimbo slag off a council estate whose mum drank while she was pregnant.
>i need high taxes so the government can support me via welfare
literally a useless human. like a woman
>Try to touch the grass
>There's no grass left because it has been paved over to build new housing for immigrants.
NHS? Private? University?
rorke trying to construct a political argument without being racist or sexist but continuously failing
bit sad to watch really. Obviously Noel was the talent and just sick of Liam, but I can't understand why he spent months begging for a reunion just to turn around and do shit like this
Gimmick names:
leftypol
Rasheed
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkesheed
Tarquin
Torynonce
Any that I have missed?
rorke listening to imperial marching music
writing a song what do you lads think of the lyrics so far:
bum arse poo cum wank
the leftypol things is to say something isn't happening or isn't a problem, then when it becomes undeniable that it is happening, he pretends it's a good thing
Here’s my Impreza, had a bit of a dink while she was parked, yet to find the culprit but woe betide him
carra proper put him in his place earlier
Fish fingers = peng
Battered cod = peng
Yeah I don't care about fish that much (although I do care about meat). But I do like battered cod and fish fingers.