You wake up in Croydon, South London. What are your actions?

You wake up in Croydon, South London. What are your actions?

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I would never put myself in such a situation.

Shout nigger as loudly as possible in the middle fo the street

Get naked and run down the street yelling slurs

Primary objective: escape

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When I was looking at backpage all the prostitutes that offered bareback sex were from croydon

Whores never offer bareback upfront here in Brazil
you can't suffer in croydon, south london

if it was here that would be also hipster hell

Get the tube to a station and then go home.

Take the 468 home.

What is he hiding from?

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is sky allways grey in england?

Yes.

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depressive thing
i can't survive without sun

Yes, it's usually overcast here.

Pengdon rising

A lot of the time, yes. The south east isn't even very wet in terms of amount of rainfall vs much of the world, we just have loads of grey overcast days.

It's even mentioned in Caesar's account of invading Britain how grey our weather is.

It was sunny and 23 degrees today! I sat in the garden reading a book.
It then went overcast about 5pm and rained a bit.

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I walk to East Croydon station and get Thameslink back to my town.

Here's the weather forecast for my town.

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Not much different from my city, except here it'll be sun the whole month

grim

It was today :))))))))))

>I walk to East Croydon station
These gentlemen block your path. What now?

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Say "wagwan my niggas" as I'm black too

don't want to alarm you lad, but i'm pretty sure we live close to each other

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Are you in
H E R T S ?
E
R
T
S
?

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Take the Underground to King's Cross and get a train home.

>Croydon
>Underground
lmao

try to enjoy a nice walk around england before begging the us embassy to send me home because i have no money, passport and am a retard who will die

There's no tube in Croydon

no, i live in london

turns out you can sleep safe at night after all

I mean Hertfordshire is basically outer London at this point, so.

>I mean Hertfordshire is basically outer London
cope
you will never be a londoner