Why was he so miserable? He could afford a house in a low crime area on a cashier's salary...

Why was he so miserable? He could afford a house in a low crime area on a cashier's salary. He had plenty of time to fulfill his hobbies.

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SpongeBob was a terrible neighbor. They made him yellow for a reason

same reason why white kids are miserable and depressed even though they have everything they need.

>owning a house
>on a cashier's salary
Dropped the show right then and there. Laughably unrealistic

Wasn't he constantly mogged and humiliated by that fancy squid with a monobrow?

Because he refused to admit that he was terrible at all of his so called hobbies and that his life essentially amounted to nothing more than being a cashier. This caused him to become bitter and develop an elitist sense of entitlement. Spongebob was the eternal, albeit incredibly annoying, reminder that there was somebody out there much happier without having to put in much effort.

why is Any Forums so obsessed with hobbies, it is because they know tv and films aren't real hobbies but its all they do with their free time

he's literlaly me

He got fired from his theme park job for dabbing

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Squidward’s communities and culture are constantly subverted and attacked by Jews who hate him?

this cartoon had no business being as good as it was

bikini bottom was a cultureless hick town

well the show did start in the late 90s
what is Bikini Bottom's tax policy?

You do understand that SpongeBob is a cartoon and that squidward could be president of the ocean on a cashier’s salary if the writers decreed it, right?

Pol has ruined this website.

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didn't have sex

Fun fact - octopusses procreate through their arms

fish don't have sex retard neither do you

Is patrick supposed to be a nigger or mexican? Squidward is obviously white or a self hating jew.

they're sea creatures user
take your fucking meds

Go back, Doreen. It has always been like this.

Remember, dilate.

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Not an argument thoughever