If America is such a shit country, then why do we get the most immigrants? Looks like everyone would rather live here

If America is such a shit country, then why do we get the most immigrants? Looks like everyone would rather live here

Attached: 845.jpg (902x430, 88.87K)

They want to see you because youre so damn cute

because the other places are even worse

>why does shit go to the toilet?

You literally cannot suffer in the No Suffering States of America.
>go to high school in the suburbs
>get a smoking hot cheerleader gf
>get to go to senior prom with your cheerleader gf
>3 days later get your acceptance letter from a giant campus uni with great architecture and living environment
>they give you student aid but you still need to take out a small loan, but don't worry about it as you will be earning six figures out of college
>enjoy 4 years of shagging hot college sluts (if you broke up with your highschool sweetheart)
>if not enjoy 4 years of a loving relationship with your highschool sweetheart
>graduate with job offers from a three state radius around your university
>all of them pay 150k after tax
>move to the city of your choice
>if you're a beach person you can get a high paying job in LA or Miami
>if you're a hiking person you can get a high paying job in Sacramento or Denver
>if you're a woods person you can get a high paying job in Boston or Seattle and drive out on the weekends
>move to your new home with the girl of your choice in the car your dad got you for your 16th birthday
>earnings go up to $300k after tax in your third year
>you decide to settle down in your city and have enough savings to buy a ranch in Montana or a holiday home in Maine
>settle down with your family in the great outdoors of the N.S.S.A.
>one day your wife's water breaks and you have to afford the $10k ambulance which at this point is about 0.03% of your total savings in the bank
>complain about suffering on Any Forums

Attached: file.png (750x422, 532.72K)

this but retiring early at age 25

America has a propaganda department to make America to seem bad so that we stop getting brown people in here

Because everyone in the world needs someone else to blame their problems on

>hiking
>sacramento
boy do I love walking in 100° central valley heat

Ok then Redding or Chico. You cannot suffer in America

True. I work for them.

AMERICA IS A SHITHOLE, EVERYONE IS STUPID AND NIGGER. THEY HAVE 100K OVERDOSES LAST YEARS, ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW RUN BY KIKES.
**winks**

High wages and close proximity

redding and chico are utter buttholes

Also, much further removed from the threat of war than most countries on the planet, including European ones

25 is pretty late here

>the American finishes typing this post as his supermodel wife returns home from the grocery store
>"user, bad news, our water bill has increased after we installed sprinklers for the new acre of land we bought"
>the American lets out a grunt as he remembers all the challenges he has had to deal with this week, such as the skin colour of the new doctor at the hospital and the fact that his boss made him compromise on a $525k salary instead of $550k which would have kept up with inflation
>"I suffer," groans the American as he looks out the window at the landscape of the Sierra Nevada 50 miles away

americans' lives are so perfect that they risk boredom by virtue of how effortlessly perfect everything is for them. to this end, they must invent their own suffering in order to not get bored. this is the source of all american "suffering"; it's simply made up. unlike the suffering of the British, which is constant, sharp and very real.

America is good for earning money, and the average person is a shallow mf. Simple as.

imagine slough. replace the pajeets with pedros. increase the average temp by 15c. sprinkle in a hundred thousand firearms. that’s chico

>"Oh no!" complains the American as he realises the temperature is getting very warm, and the immigrants in his city are increasing in proportion
>"Now all the Latinas in the neighbourhood are going to be walking around in crop tops and jean shorts!"

latins older than 23 weigh minimum 170lbs

Holy shit so this is the true extent of American "suffering", having to see a fat minority once in a while

America has the single most advanced propaganda in history, cultural domination, and massive control over news media

What is suffering? I've never had it.

Attached: 1652543648749.png (400x400, 196.01K)

That's sort of a point made by Francis Fukuyama, when he theorized boredom and the innate human desire for transcendence and change would motivate perfectly happy democracies to eat themselves from within.

Attached: 561.jpg (769x669, 42.6K)

americans' lives are so devoid of suffering, they build rockets and go to space to look for suffering there. they even went to the moon to try and find suffering.

Kek, this did not happen for me. Chico is a shithole btw. But there are plenty of other good places in California.

Fun fact, Americans have lives that are so good that they voluntarily joined WWI in 1917 just so they could suffer
Same reason why they sent millions of men to Vietnam

and yet, when they returned from said wars, they prospered massively, meanwhile europeans spend years picking up the proverbial and literal pieces