Be me,a portuguese guy in Malmö

>Be me,a portuguese guy in Malmö
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a feminine Swedish guy sitting alone at a bus stop
>I say ''god morgon''
>He responds with: ''good morning handsome'' and smiles
>I sit next to him
>He asks where I come from
>I say ''Portugal''
>He says:''Cool''
>He asks me what I'm doing in Malmö
>I say I recently took a job in the shipbuilding industry...
>We get on the bus
>Suddenly 8 somali muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the Swede boi
>I say:''How about you stop harassing him????''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''where do you come from?''
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in the west, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away to danmark, crying and pissing themselves with fear
>Suddenly he starts hugging me and kissing me
>I grab him and bring him to my bed where I unleash the beast and we have non-stop gay sex for 7 hours straight.
>after we are done he falls limply on the bed exhausted
>He says:''Thank you João,if it weren't for you I would have been raped and killed by those feral mudshits,unfortunately all Scandi men are cvcks and inferior to LVSO BVLLS...You come from a good country!"
>I look at the sky, smile and say:''Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada...''

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that's really fucking gay bro, but I'm glad you're having fun with prime nordic pink bussy

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And the Portuguese say we're homosexuals

but you ARE homosexuals

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Gay cunt

what the fuck did i just read?

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Based moortuguese faggot

Indeed, we are. Perhaps we got it from you.

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don't know
don't care
sexo sexo sexo

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es fofo?

You must kill a moortuguese to reclaim your country's honor.

what the fuck did i just read?

QUANDO OLHO PARA O MAR TENHO SAUDADE DE MINHA TERRA ANCESTRAL ALÉM-MAR.
MAS QUANDO OLHO PARA O CÉU E VEJO O CRUZEIRO DO SUL, ENTENDO QUE SOMOS TODOS PARTE DA MESMA CRISTANDADE
E UMA LÁGRIMA MASCULINA ESCORRE PELA MINHA FACE, NA ESPERANÇA DE PODERMOS UMA VEZ DE NOVO SERMOS O GRANDE REINO UNIDO DE PORTUGAL, ALGARVES E BRASIL.

based

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no
in looks I resemble an hentai ugly bastard

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Thats hot. Do you like twinks?

This really happened, I was the twink's bus seat

I-i wish this could have happened to me when I grew up in malmö

Monkeypox thread

>Be Tuga
>Go to foreign country
>Love the locals and marry them converting them from cringe paganism to catholicism

>Your ancestors would be proud of you Tuga.

how did his butt smell?