>Be me,a portuguese guy in Malmö
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a feminine Swedish guy sitting alone at a bus stop
>I say ''god morgon''
>He responds with: ''good morning handsome'' and smiles
>I sit next to him
>He asks where I come from
>I say ''Portugal''
>He says:''Cool''
>He asks me what I'm doing in Malmö
>I say I recently took a job in the shipbuilding industry...
>We get on the bus
>Suddenly 8 somali muslims appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the Swede boi
>I say:''How about you stop harassing him????''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''where do you come from?''
>I say I come from Portugal, the last bastion of christianity in the west, the most honorable and glorious country in europe, never conquered, last home of the Templars
>They run away to danmark, crying and pissing themselves with fear
>Suddenly he starts hugging me and kissing me
>I grab him and bring him to my bed where I unleash the beast and we have non-stop gay sex for 7 hours straight.
>after we are done he falls limply on the bed exhausted
>He says:''Thank you João,if it weren't for you I would have been raped and killed by those feral mudshits,unfortunately all Scandi men are cvcks and inferior to LVSO BVLLS...You come from a good country!"
>I look at the sky, smile and say:''Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada...''
Be me,a portuguese guy in Malmö
that's really fucking gay bro, but I'm glad you're having fun with prime nordic pink bussy
And the Portuguese say we're homosexuals
but you ARE homosexuals
Gay cunt
what the fuck did i just read?
Based moortuguese faggot
Indeed, we are. Perhaps we got it from you.
don't know
don't care
sexo sexo sexo
es fofo?
You must kill a moortuguese to reclaim your country's honor.
what the fuck did i just read?
QUANDO OLHO PARA O MAR TENHO SAUDADE DE MINHA TERRA ANCESTRAL ALÉM-MAR.
MAS QUANDO OLHO PARA O CÉU E VEJO O CRUZEIRO DO SUL, ENTENDO QUE SOMOS TODOS PARTE DA MESMA CRISTANDADE
E UMA LÁGRIMA MASCULINA ESCORRE PELA MINHA FACE, NA ESPERANÇA DE PODERMOS UMA VEZ DE NOVO SERMOS O GRANDE REINO UNIDO DE PORTUGAL, ALGARVES E BRASIL.
based
no
in looks I resemble an hentai ugly bastard
Thats hot. Do you like twinks?
This really happened, I was the twink's bus seat
I-i wish this could have happened to me when I grew up in malmö
Monkeypox thread
>Be Tuga
>Go to foreign country
>Love the locals and marry them converting them from cringe paganism to catholicism
>Your ancestors would be proud of you Tuga.
how did his butt smell?