>Westerner sleep with their light open
Westerner sleep with their light open
Hunter Price
Lincoln Rivera
>Thirdies are all millionaires and they still complain
Colton Jenkins
Westerners sleep with your mum. And brother
Connor Sanchez
>implying I sleep
Sebastian Reed
>light open
why are ESLs like this
Matthew Martin
Ima be real here... the internet was better when it has less eslcels
Nicholas Wilson
it's valid thought
Lincoln Price
no
Tyler Campbell
>they lie on their beds with their shoes on
David Miller
>light open
ESL moment
Jace Lee
this is the internet version of former soviet boomers liking communism, change my mind
Luis Nelson
soviet boomers liking communism is just because most of them were literally better off then. never mind politics, it's a material fact. especially living through the 90s. the difference would stick in your mind.
Hunter Watson
>light open
>thought
ESL moment
ESLs an kids have ruined the internet
Xavier Johnson
>light open
Isaiah Anderson
>implying EFLets are able to differentiate your/you're
Evan Long
bro i dont fuck with the boogeyman bro i aint letting that nigga in my bedroom
Landon Thompson
>efl
stop trying to make this a thing
Kevin Walker
yeah it's incredibly simple actually
Christopher Miller
Stick my bong cock in it every night
Henry Allen
>light open
What is that supposed to mean?
Can anybody translate that into English? I mean REAL English?
Juan Cruz
post vocaroo of you pronouncing 'squirrel'
Ethan Jackson
I don't have a microphone on my PC. And it's "squörrel" with an English R-sound.
Speaking of squirrels, get a Frenchman to say "Eichhörnchen". It's the same word, but hilarious when foreigners are trying to say it.
Cameron Carter
I sleep with the TV on or listening to Youtube on my phone / laptop.
Ifind sleeping without SOME noise hard
Carson Collins
My classmate once said "There's something on your tits" to a girl. He meant to say 'teeth'. You see, he thought the plural of teeth was teeths. And due to the aitch-dropping nature of the Malaysian accent, it sounded like he said tits.
On another occasion, I had mistakenly taken a girls pen. She said "Hey, that's mys one!". See, she thought that the antonym of yours was mys (instead of mine). My friend promptly replied "Not mys- MINE. Mice are rats".
That's my TED talk. Now go fap.
Julian Russell
Only literal retards don't get it
Zachary Cook
>Easterners are terrified of fans
Robert Watson
it's impossible to sleep without a fan here THOUGHT