Movie idea

Alright, hear me out

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welington gened up. bony gened into pastry

That would actually make a great show.

literally jojo

kino premise

Standing here I realize

>we're not so different, you and I

how does the movie end? Does Napoleon finally win or does history repeat itself with tacit promise of another descendant to take on an endless war?

Proof that paddy bogtrotters can make something of themselves once they're civilised

God, I wish I had a life that interesting...

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>direct descendants
Napoleon had one legitimate son who died before having children. The guy in this image is the direct descendant of the famous Napoleons nephew.

Napoleon keeps seething and trying to fix the mistakes of his ancestor, not realizing Wellington doesn't even know about his existence, couldn't even pick him out of a crowd and keeps making better plays without ever knowing he's constantly thwarting the other man's plans.
In the end Napoleon is destitute and escorted to a mental institution, where he's one of 20 patients all of whom believe they are descendants of Napoleon or maybe even Napoleon himself.

that sounds terrible, I'm sorry but it really does. Don't quit your day job.

I have an insane idea for a movie like 1b dollar ideal. How do i sell it? I cant write a script and the idea isnt fleshed out in its entirity. But the general idea is so insane. Tips?

Shut up we are not putting a giant spider in it

Write a terrible script but with a clear premise so your name is stamped on it, then shop it around until you find a buyer who will take it off your hands and fix it up.

not even close to a direct descendant of napoleon

you never like any of my ideas

Tbf, all films are terrible
I'm out!

Other Napoleons were pretty interesting
>Napoleon III takes over France, rules it for 20 years before getting Prussia'd
>Napoleon IV dies very young in Africa, Zulu'd
>another Napoleon dabbles in Russian affairs

Can Napoleon at least fight polar bears in it? Polar bears are the most ferocious killers in the animal kingdom.

>Napoleonic wars movie disguised as corporate drama
Based

All this does is demonstrate how hilariously static class really is. Chances are if you are a pleb, you will always be a pleb. Your children will be plebs centuries and even millennia. What a sad joke “meritocracy” really is.

>In the end Napoleon is destitute and escorted to a mental institution, where he's one of 20 patients all of whom believe they are descendants of Napoleon or maybe even Napoleon himself.
I liked this.

Ok but how do i prove its originally mine? Upload it somewhere? I remember some guy wrote a short story on reddit and WB bought it

History repeats itself and like at Waterloo, they betray Napoleon again.

No. He's a direct descendants of Jerome Bonaparte, king of Westphalia, Napoleon's youngest brother and sibling.
>angloid hands typing a cope
>missing trips by one
good riddance