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quite fond of women really

anime

prefer men personally

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>don't bother to vote
even if every youngun did vote, the tories would still win.
let's assume the population is normally distributed and the median age is 40. everyone below 40 votes non-tory, everyone above 40 votes tory.

notice how only 22 years below 40 can vote; but every single age above 40 can vote.
then pepper in that the population is actually skewed towards older people (ie there are more older people than younger people).
>hurr but not everyone votes tory over 40 and non-tory under 40
yes but this is about 75% correct.

and that doesn't get into the next problem:
most constituencies are basically old people majorities and we work on a FPTP seat by seat basis.
Or the fact that most newspapers are basically just pro-tory party propaganda.

Woke up this morning

where to cop that jacket lads?

girls with cocks are the best desu

da oyrich pacing back and forth muttering to themselves in pure fury and rage

the irsh shadow boxing at the border in absolute anger

how are they going to build a border in ireland and blame us?

it will be so fucking funny lads

trust me

watching fucking zero jawed inbred muttmongrels on telly like

'IFS DA ENGRISH WANTS TO CAM HERE'

we might get a troubles #2

IMAGINE HAHAHAHA

are cath, she's a lovely girl

love women me

the eu causing the troubles mark 2

can you imagine

oh my days lads

what a time to be alive

yummo

I prefer men me

got stuff to do but might just have a wank instead.

>EU causing the troubles
not really, the UK government signed an agreement and then decided to unilaterally renege on said agreement.
the UK was well aware of the implications of the agreement.

Based, West would spend that money on pointless shit anyway.

irish joe biden slipping the bogwogs some rockets

causing pure mayhem

forcing the british government to use weapons never before seen on the ireland of ireland

ARTILLERY

>da oyrich pacing back and forth muttering to themselves in pure fury and rage
>the irsh shadow boxing at the border in absolute anger


Where do you get your imagery? Andy Capp comics and Danger Mouse cartoons?

river island

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lads if i have a wank in the privacy of my own flat but someone sees me doing it through the window have i committed a sex crime?

I really don’t understand food judges. Girl I’m talking to questions why I didn’t order meat on my pizza today. Because I didn’t feel like it?

Why are women so threatened if you don’t eat meat at every meal?

I got mad about this so I just said goodnight to her.

What? What are you talking about?

sucking on a quiche

the troubles 2 lad

are you ready

its going to be highly highly amusing

NI protocol.

depends on how flagrantly you are exposing yourself at the window. would be up to a jury to decide

labor will win. believe.

Religious retards LMAO

the agreement said they can though its in the agreement that the british government can walk away

the europeans are ignoring that part and screeching like we break agreements all the time

we dont

that's dinner sorted for tonight

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>its going to be highly highly amusing

I doubt it.

So what is going on? Is England deploying weapons on NI?

>start getting a sore throat on monday
>completely bedridden and grim on tuesday
>a bit better but massive headache on wednesday
>a bit better but light headache on thursday
>headache 80% gone but constantly snotty nose and grim sick smell in my mouth today and yesterday

when will illnesstoil end ffs.

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this nigga just replied to posts from 12 hours ago omddddd

its going to be super funny

and very amusing

regardless of what you say

think it's to do with border checks or something, not sure. Just a lot of posturing really.

ktim

nah ignore the schizo.
basically govt is going to tear up the NI protocol and put a hard border between you and NI tearing up the GFA.
of course we can, but by walking away from the agreement, we also break another agreement, this one to do with conflict rather than trade, called the GFA.

because tearing up the NI protocol, puts a hard border back onto the island of ireland.

yanks will just slap 'us' down about the ireland stuff and rightly so. Johnson is such a useless twat.

she sounds fat

>the battle for the future of humanity will take place here and now

So that mong in new York has officially ruined Any Forums

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its in the agreement that we can break the agreement

its in the agreement

that we can

break the agreement

its literally in the agreement

that we can if we want to at any time with good reason

break the agreement

fuck are you on about europoo

>wanking in the little side converted-garage bedsit

holygrimoli

kek

Deary me
state of nu-/brit/

Oh no, google ads that are blocked anyway, how terrible

>and put a hard border between you and NI tearing up the GFA.

Why?

Do you think Peter Thiel or Jeff Bezos is the bigger scumbag?

bezos because he has no taste

just don't phonepost, it's not that hard lad
Jeff bezos. Thiel is at least interesting.

It only happened to me on /sp/. Also, it only happens to phoneposters.

NI is part of UK
UK is not part of EU

either NI is pseudo-part of EU and has a border with GB for trade and no border with RoI
OR
NI is part of the UK proper and has no border with GB for trade but has a border with RoI

at the moment its the first alternative, but the UK govt wants to go to the second alternative for some reason.

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