Being a Frenchman in the countryside

>Being a Frenchman in the countryside
>going to Paris for studies and work
>The city is infested with American and Chinese tourists
>ok, it's ok, it's a tourist city so no problem
>go back to my parents
>the Dutch are invading the city with their caravans and their sock hats
>mhhh OK, why not
>go to my uncle's in normandy
>the town is full of Britons people on holiday
It's over, even before start, I'm tired bro

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>Lives in museum country
>Complains when it gets visitors

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>Being a frenchman
lets just end the greentext there
It over then and there

The museums are sometimes closed, there are so many tourists that sometimes there is a queue in my favourite restaurant, same for the car parks or with the church

>Be American in major city
>during pandemic
>>no tourists can enter, public transit is sparse, everybody's working from home, everybody leaves everyone alone
>during current inflation and spike in fuel cost due to ukraine invasion
>>nobody wants to pay to travel so no tourists, and nobody wants to spend money to go out, so everybody leaves everyone alone

Feels good for the first few weeks.

But after so many years... soooo ronrely.

>the Dutch are invading the city with their caravans and their sock hats
It's ours now. And you didn't even fight.

I wish I were french...

>Be breton
>More than 60% of the houses in my hometown are owned by parisians

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You can't suffer

KYS, i hate you so much it's unreal

Funny how you mentioned everyone but the most common immigrants in France lmao
I wonder what you look like