ITT: We try and out-quip eachother. Whoever has the best quips wins. I'll start:
WELL, this place sure is looking um, *heh* nice today.
ITT: We try and out-quip eachother. Whoever has the best quips wins. I'll start:
Justin Kelly
Blake Miller
Sneed
Dominic Walker
okay. you quip first? I quip first? who quips first?
Aiden Phillips
sneed
Matthew Flores
I just tried of thinking of something witty and I realize I can't quip.
Adam Bennett
Sneed! That's very clever. You, um, come up with that one yourself?
Owen Moore
not as nice as you, pretty boy
Mason Campbell
ouch! that's gotta hurt
Nathan Morris
Hey, it's your world player I'm just living in it
Colton Peterson
Nice suit pal. Where did you buy it, the toilet store?
Adam Cook
I don't see how this is a place, more like a collection of screaming, demented children.
Justin Long
seems like this place is going to shit, and I'm not talking about the toilet
Jose Gonzalez
So iz you I-Ron man or iz you Spider-grandpa.
Ian Nguyen
NICE ARMOR FAGGOT DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL TALLER IRON MANLET?
Grayson Richardson
Iron man huh? I'm more of calcium man myself.
Julian Kelly
I don't wanna feed you your lines, so I'll just Chuck you a bone. suck and fuck
Juan Reyes
>OH, well I'm flattered. You gonna at least take me out to dinner first before you try and fuck me?
>Is that what it's called? I'm more familiar with it as "your mom's house."
>Toilet? That should be an abstract concept for you, considering most of your ilk are used to shitting in the street. Good morning, by the way (Sir)
>Your girlfriend seems to like it, so I can't complain.
>Calcium man, that's cute. I would have thought you'd choose Vitamin D-man. How about you try getting a bit more sunlight and leaving your parent's basement for a while, you're looking a little pale there, friend.
Jace Morris
*sniff sniff* Still get those runny noses there, Rob?
Bentley Scott
well I did shit in the park once, but I guess you wouldn't of heard of parks living in a shithole
Ethan Moore
Don't worry, you mother loves my vitamin D
Matthew Garcia
>No, not anymore, but it helps having millions of dollars to wipe them away with. What about you?
>There's a park, it's called Central Park, and it has more foliage than the entirety of your little sand colony. And no tigers.
>That's nice, where'd you hear that one? Yo MTV raps?
This is too easy guys. Quipping as RDJ is my new strongsuit. Is there a challenger that can even come close to beating me?