We legitimately do not criticize the USA enough on here
We legitimately do not criticize the USA enough on here
Eli Williams
Daniel Rogers
you wouldn't know how hard it is to go 3 hours, much less 3 DAYS without eating. he was completely justified
William Cooper
How the fuck can you get stuck in an elevator for 3 days? Did nobody come to help them?
Aaron Cox
That's nearly 3 days without eating! Look at the man, he's famished!
Hunter Russell
Completely justified. Imagine if you were in that elevator?
Asher Bell
>71 hours without burger
Can't blame him, to be honest. We'd all do the same in his shoes.
Cooper Robinson
World news daily is a fake news website and this story is as fake as it sounds.
>what are phones
Luis Evans
>what are phones
No service in the elevator, desu.
Grayson Long
Not my problem: the society
Matthew Gray
wtf
Grayson Allen
Canadians are just Americans in sore denial.
Jack Cooper
this
the fact that their whole identity is based around not being american proves theyre in denial
Liam Martin
Yeah, let's ignore all their international acts of evil and just focus on some individual lunatic. Great!
Jaxon Cruz
No American can drive, when I lived in Boston I would literally almost die every time I got on the road
Liam Morris
Nah, you guys are all just britts with different degrees of being edgy teenagers trying to rebell against your old pa.
Benjamin Harris
Cannibalism is Western culture THOUGH
Eli Rogers
I'm pretty sure you can survive 2 weeks without food and especially considering how fat you americans are I bet you could make it even longer than that
If you can't get water to drink you die in less than a week though
Joshua Gray
The world without the Amerimutts would be peaceful but very boring
Henry Wood
Massholes are the worst drivers in the country
Samuel Adams
Sounds fake.
Daniel Baker
America is the only reason why your country exists and is free today. If not for us your country would be a small province in a nightmarish communist empire.
Dylan Allen
Imagine believing this
Jaxson Campbell
>Imagine
Nathaniel Cox
>To Survive
You can survive easily 3 days without drink and eat. What a psycho
Brody Lopez
snopes says fake news.
>There is no truth to this story. WNDR is a well-known satirical website with a long history of peddling fictional news articles. The site carries this disclaimer:
>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
Caleb Thompson
he's right, you know