/brit/

taking a shit three times a day thinking about boris
THE CHOICE OF THE PEOPLE

does it concern you that women almost always act like vile whores on hen do's?

its a hen do. there are no blokes there. it's all women

*nasally virgin voice*
excuse me but is that a gas powered bbq? don't you know that the art of bbqing is in controlling the wood/charcoals? are you a yank? what a pathetic little philistine you are

Been a rough one lately lads. Been feeling a bit in the dumps, can't lie about that. Bit of a blog but hope any other lads feeling the same can at least get something from it.

Recently moved out for the first time and whilst I'm very grateful for that, it has been a jarring change to get used to. Going from a house that has always had visitors, always had people coming and going, family, friends, whoever to... Nothing. Just me and my thoughts. I thought I'd relish the opportunity and never even partially believed I was the type that enjoyed company, always hated it, always wanted to be on my own. I've been completely blindsided by this change and how I've felt over it.
I've gotten over some of the harder parts of that, used it to better myself. Never exercised more in my life and I'm looking and feeling good, better. Matured, grown and focussed myself on that. Usually I avoid people with contempt too, now I'm all for at least giving small talk a go and I don't even believe it's out of a dire thirst for interaction on the day-to-day. I'm just not as depleted as I were before.

Thought I'd gotten over the worst of it though but I've had an incredibly short fuse lately with just about everyone that's not been family, like I'm looking to get in a scrap. I'm also not really the one to bother with women either, but I've been trying everything to get one to ruin the peace I've found. Rejection I'm used to, don't care you're gonna miss most times and most of the time I don't even bother. But this latest one? It's really hit me and I'm once again feeling like this utter despair's come out of nowhere. I was if anything more put off by her, was just a shot in the dark, but I've taken it way too to heart.

Hope some other lads have felt like this here, just constantly asking myself who or what I'm doing all this for. I think men are meant to do only what they want above all, but to accomplish that want for someone else.

it's just natural

Divorced older women

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what's a hen do?

the hire a black fella to do a strip
then they all play with his big black knobby

big fan of divorced older women desu

blog on

got a hair cut during toil hours and no one will suspect a thing

FOY

I'd be lying if I said no, but then again I went on a mate's last year and hoovered up about three grams of cocaine over the space of two days and had two strippers do a slightly interactive lesbian dildo show for the boys so it's swings and roundabouts I guess

one night in paris is like a year in any other place

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Imagine your bird looking more like you than yourself

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Rough as a bear's arse

Kek

keep your posts under 2 lines lads otherwise i wont read it x

not reading that

lays eggs

>RnB
>House
>Over 50
omdzzzzzz senpai

strange gimmick

Same, only managed to bang one of them so far though

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her face her feet

any BBQ man in?

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here bro feel my energy im sending u some

love u my G

poor bairns going to have a nogging like an egg

t. peng ting

I'm a proletarian internationalist.

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she's oldskool innit?

Seek help

would be worried about getting them prawns done over a dead grill like that

it was shitty coals to be honest.
prawns came out decently though.

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You vill eat ze bugs.

yeah you'd have to with a slag like that tbf
two man job minimum

do you hate blacks and jews
if you don't you are a liability to the left

twat on the left is a /brit/ poster

Absolute state of that short lad

shaun mark dafy tom

done this many times now

why dont you get yourself a slag???
a bitches ass feels so good

quite the brachycephalic specimen, she is

wonder what her age is, her hands look quite young
she looks alright, as long as that's not a wig
most of you lads could do a lot worse

mad how you go to great lengths to avoid being naked in front of others all your life then when you die a mortician gets to play with your cock all he likes

so fucking bent
reckon i could conquer england in a week if cunts like this are all they have

Is that halloumi?

She's not a slag you utter runt

i dont go to great lenghts to avoid being naked
fact check: false

what are those vile bugs at the top

British people be like
>oh you have a slightly weird accent? Sorry sweetie but you’re condemned to poverty forever

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kek is this this?

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any neet man in

>a bitches ass feels so good

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wish i was a deano desu

obviously

Imagine doing fancy dress of THAT picture

genuinely cant stand the slightest of banter
going to work and doing whatever's needed is annoying of a chore in itself but having some gimp coworker or boss poke fun at you or something is just enough to make it unbearable over the edge
dont care if you think im soft for it, fucking awful culture

>be like
FOY

noooo, you dont say???

well done professor

Yes mate
Kebab shop pizza and nuggets on the way
Watching dickensons real deal

Nah mate

nothing gets past him, does it

fucks sake

Creased

bumble, more like bumholeble

>*dies taking a shit*

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howling

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>t. amazon worker

ET PIQUE

corrspaff

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yes
prawns are peng with a little bit of a butter and a garlic and chilli.

sneed was the turning point for zoomer cancer

>being neet and spending your money on that shite
If I were in your position, here's what I'd do:
>analyse growth-of-trend market ratios
>identify the best high-yield low-market funds to invest in (likely something that's taking advantage of the Runestein Curve)
>raise £100,000 in capital
>put half in the fund while using the other half to build the network for my next small business idea

all baited

it’s highly possible that some of my family or ancestors lived here

Is that rubert grint the Harry Potter lad

looks like a ftm tranny

what a way to go out desu

it's highly possible that i don't care
likely, even

did you put your protein on a BARBIE

Thoughts on Emma Raducanu?

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I hwt the bourgeoisie. There are proletarian black and Jewish people and bourgeois ones, their nationality or religion is irrelevant.

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i'm seeing double 16 deanos!