Since this is the next big Sci-fi epic coming to big screen who would you cast for Hyperion?

Since this is the next big Sci-fi epic coming to big screen who would you cast for Hyperion?

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Danny Devito as the Shrike

Am I working for Netflix?

I probably have some diversity quotas to meet if so.

And that means one diversity quotas. Have at least one main character that's in a position of power gender swapped and black.

My pick for my man Colonel Fedmahn Kassad. He was decent in Green Knight

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Brawne Lamia has to played by a seductress and there's only one lady for the job.
Coooooooooooooooom

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have never read it but heard there's some pretty intense graphic sex scenes in it so would definitely want them to Cast Sabrina Carpenter and Malina Weissman in it

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Seriously though, Danny Devito as Martin Silenus

My penis as the Hyperion

Having sex floating in the middle of space is beyond intense.

Martyn Ford should be the shrine

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exactly and that's why they need to cast Sabrina and Malina in this

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Too young. Bawne is a private investigator who kicks ass on the side so she needs to look a little mature. Think of her a mix of Tomb Raider and James Bond (personality wise).

Sci-fi in general is the most diverse genre out there since most futures tend to base themselves off a dystopia with multiracial settings.

Based Freeman should be Sol Weintraub

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>she needs to look a little mature.
erm hello that's what the hair and makeup department is there for, sides she don't look all that young

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Why this botch not hairy any,ore

huh?

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bump

Danny Devito plays all characters. Like Eddie Murphy in the Nutty Professor

I am the shrimp! Er, I mean, The Shrike! Yeah! Don't try to understand my power. I'm like that guy from that torture porn horror movie with the pins stuck in his face. I like to inflict... pain!
>starts eating a meatball sub
Yeah, I'm a bad guy and I'm gunna get you if you don't worship me and shit
>meatballs fall from sandwich
Aw shit. I'll call you back.

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Just hyperion or also endymion?
I can't imagine current holywood ending the movie with the haracters singing instead of muh gigantic army vs army battle

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Bawne is stated as being rather ugly and manly as fuck because of the increased gravity of her planet.
Something like a short version of the woman warrior of GoT

Hyperion is already gay, so it's easily ported to Hollywood garbage.

is this still actually happening? seemed like it was cancelled/uncancelled/on hold/not on hold forever

What qre your bets fot its look? Is there a canon look btw?

if they're not going to do all the books they might as well not bother at all

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Havent read anything after endimion. For what I hear they become really shity and the gap in quality between 1 and 2 was already jarring.