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Cooper Campbell
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Benjamin Peterson
mad how good david bowies music was, heroes for example
chooon
Chase Butler
Rorke going through a drive thru zoo and stealing a monkey
Joseph Hall
leftypol wearing adidas x gucci
rorke wearing new balance
Robert Diaz
you would get eaten alive on a council estate
Jordan Turner
anime
David Cooper
that would be unbelievably based
Hudson Butler
Looks like a young Queen Vicky
Jacob Morgan
Been a rough one lately lads. Been feeling a bit in the dumps, can't lie about that. Bit of a blog but hope any other lads feeling the same can at least get something from it.
Recently moved out for the first time and whilst I'm very grateful for that, it has been a jarring change to get used to. Going from a house that has always had visitors, always had people coming and going, family, friends, whoever to... Nothing. Just me and my thoughts. I thought I'd relish the opportunity and never even partially believed I was the type that enjoyed company, always hated it, always wanted to be on my own. I've been completely blindsided by this change and how I've felt over it.
I've gotten over some of the harder parts of that, used it to better myself. Never exercised more in my life and I'm looking and feeling good, better. Matured, grown and focussed myself on that. Usually I avoid people with contempt too, now I'm all for at least giving small talk a go and I don't even believe it's out of a dire thirst for interaction on the day-to-day. I'm just not as depleted as I were before.
Thought I'd gotten over the worst of it though but I've had an incredibly short fuse lately with just about everyone that's not been family, like I'm looking to get in a scrap. I'm also not really the one to bother with women either, but I've been trying everything to get one to ruin the peace I've found. Rejection I'm used to, don't care you're gonna miss most times and most of the time I don't even bother. But this latest one? It's really hit me and I'm once again feeling like this utter despair's come out of nowhere. I was if anything more put off by her, was just a shot in the dark, but I've taken it way too to heart.
Hope some other lads have felt like this here, just constantly asking myself who or what I'm doing all this for. I think men are meant to do only what they want above all, but to accomplish that want for someone else.
Austin Cooper
want me a speccy nerdy fat brid with god awful skin and a greasy face
Luke Kelly
love wanking don't i
Joshua Hughes
HERE WE ARE
ONE MAGICAL MOVEMENT
FROM KETHER TO MALKUTH
Wyatt Cook
Rorke eating pork and drinking a pint to "own the Pakis"
Benjamin Harris
corr would love to spaff inside her
Jack James
James Bell
zoo staff raiding rorke's house and capturing rorke instead of the monkey
Austin Stewart
ktim
Hunter Perez
>Implying i'm 14 years old
fuck off you underage runt
Mason Bennett
>french flag
>n0gcuck
wow...
Nathan Smith
wtf is wrong with her neck and shoulders
Noah Barnes
>horde of jihadists burn down rorke's street and take his family hostage
rorke : never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake
Jack Wood
Skint lads. Reckon I’m living off rice and kidney beans until the months end
Carter Moore
I'm drinking cider actually but still fuck pakis
Michael Thompson
...yh
Gabriel Hall
surely im not the only one whos had a wank to bambi blacks
Colton Diaz
Chase Thompson
...
Robert Peterson
Would you really though?
Tyler Jones
you wouldn't understand
Kevin Foster
Cooper Perez
Me? I want a slim attractive bird with nice skin and a clean face
Colton Ross
He sounds like an incel
Samuel Bailey
America needs Socialism.
Joshua Nelson
grim wanks are the best ones though
Juan Phillips
yes
disgusting
Zachary Richardson
all the information at the world at tip of my fingers and i'm here posting poowanks
Jaxson Rogers
American culture is centered around midges. They have holidays for midges. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free midges. They listen to midge music. They elect a midge as their president. They dress and act like midges. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from dwarfs. They post sassy gifs about dwarfs. They watch sportsball in worship of midges. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of midges playing sports. They use midge slang like "mini" and "tiny". When you say "Willow" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the midge. Their cities are completely overrun with midges. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with midgets and their global police force of soldiers filled with dwarfs. Their men sit around watching midge ball while their women sit around watching midge talk shows. They worship midges like Warwick Davis and Peter Dinklage and Deep Roy and the late Kenny Baker while attacking the talls who actually built their country before midges took over. Their movies are filled with midges and their music charts are topped by midges. They send midges to the Olympics and celebrate when the midges win because those midges are true red blooded american midges. They watch midge porn to a point where "BDC" does not make them think of an international media company but about dwarf penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate midges and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love midges but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of midge loving midges.
Julian Ramirez
surely not
Chase Allen
leftypol was the nigguh to whom all those anti-bullying directives were aimed
rorke was sitting outside it all laughing at it all like the joker
Oliver Robinson
had enough of benders
Connor Green
Aiden Allen
i'll come by throw some bananas at you don't worry
Lincoln Kelly
Attractive birds with clean skin are "disgusting"?
Something's fucking wrong with you
Connor Wilson
can't believe surrey still secretly controls england
Aaron Ortiz
You are
>Male 18-30 years old
>White
>Above average IQ but underachiever
>Above average looks but not a shagger
>Interested in history
>Drink more often than you should but don't care
>Tried drugs but not a drugmong
>Don't have any particular music taste, just listen to the same 20 songs on repeat
Kayden Myers
Phagan's
Fats Assembly
The Chosen Fat
Indifferent to Bowie after Mick Ronson left, me.
Ayden Cook
Anybody else disturbed by the lack of >tfw no gf posting in recent years?
Was always a Any Forums staple that is rarely seen now
Noah Kelly
attractive birds are boring and won't make cups of tea for you
fat slob nerdy speccy girls give the best sex and know how to make tea
Lincoln Johnson
your country is literally 30% black and 50% arab. i'm disgusted by french people because france was literally paradise before.
Christian Ramirez
this is a shaggers general
Christian Jenkins
>tfw no gf
Camden Peterson
Chase Reyes
>whiteboy summer was just a mem-
Daniel Ward
true
true
true
true
false
false
true
true
Ethan Baker
Wrong, I'm in profound mental retardation range.
Jackson Thompson
Yes. How did you know?
Isaac Diaz
wrong
Liam Morales
This general was unironically more of a shagger general back when >tfw no gf posting and waifu posting was more common.
Xavier Powell
if i could press a button to kill everyone who did racial tiktoks i would.
Julian Rogers
yes except being white and I have a 900 random songs folder
Colton Baker
I will never have a gf who's taller than me
suffer as a 6'4
Ethan Edwards
He managed to return to monke :o
Connor Sanchez
lad the world will be entirely brown by 2070 or something
skin colour is skin deep init
take a chill pill
take a break from Any Forums
relax
gather the slightest smidge of a clue maybe
Oliver Fisher
KEK
THIS
IS
ME
X-P
Carson Thompson
based knower
Oliver Stewart
thinking of buying a mini with the union jack roof so I can go to america with it and shag american chubby nerds who think british accents are hot because of doctor who
Kevin Martin
For me, it's girls that aren't nerdy, aren't fat and don't have bad skin or a greasy face. To each his own, though.
Henry Gutierrez
wahey, she texted to say she got home safe and is looking forward to seeing me again. so ends my date blog, thanks for reading x
Jayden White
>trans rights is definitely not about erasing womanhood and definitely not disguised misogyny and most certainly not self-contradicting in in its simultaneous affirmation and declared deconstruction of gender roles.
Chase Ross
as a manlet I can assure you that you are not missing out on anything. Sex is actually a bit awkward when they are taller.
Luis Cooper
youtube.com
its amusing because as ive said before malev captains wanted to show me around the plane
and i said sure show me EVERYTHING
not really everything you can still get stuck on an airplane toilet
Brian: What's it called?
Stewie "Susie".
Brian: [sarcastically] Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already.
Stewie: [annoyed] Name twenty!
Brian: "Rosanna", "Roxanne", "Michelle", "Allison", "Sarah", "Angie", "Brandy", "Mandy", "Gloria", "Cecilia", "Maggie May", "Jessica", "Nancy", "Barbara Ann", "Billie Jean", "Layla", "Lola", "Polly", "Helena", "Jenny from the Block".
Stewie: Name six more.
Brian: "Sherry", "Laura", "Wendy", "Maria", "Peggy Sue", "Minnie the Moocher".
Stewie: Name five more.
Brian: "Tracy", "Jean", "Jane", "Mary Ann", "Eleanor Rigby".
[Short pause; Stewie then throws his guitar on the floor and walks out]
Stewie: Go fuck yourself.
Asher Nguyen
White people will be put in zoos by 2070. Rorke will be a black nationalist and he’ll be stealing a white cub
Connor Robinson
If you're a white Frenchman and you see things this way, all hope is lost and you deserve rape and death.
Thomas Kelly
when i imagine scottish people i picture david tennant
anyoen else?
Cooper Thompson
bit boring innit
Leo Thompson
I ordered my friend some Rascals for tea