/brit/

>"Fighting ferociously, forming a dense shield-wall against the whole army of the Pagans, and striving long and bravely...at last he [Alfred] gained the victory. He overthrew the Pagans with great slaughter, and smiting the fugitives, he pursued them as far as the fortress."

Edition.

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incel edition

>desktop computer
oh my days. user posting from his battlestation hahahahhahaha

>>"Fighting ferociously, forming a dense shield-wall against the whole army of the Pagans, and striving long and bravely...at last he [Alfred] gained the victory. He overthrew the Pagans with great slaughter, and smiting the fugitives, he pursued them as far as the fortress."

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No. Though I suppose they’d be a better investment due to upgrade ability

are you the left wing aussie that's obviously a literal incel and projects all over the place

what's a computer¿????

rattling your cage from his rattlestation

>made a post in the previeus thread right after the new popped up
Now I am not getting replies.....

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no my names daniel AMA

lol larpagans and trannies seething at the greatest englishmen ever

eating poo x

here's my wallpaper

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it's because most of northern england is actually empty and what people call the north isn't very far north at all.

Trannies really hate the English huh

tuning GIMMICKS...... Done
calibrating memes..... Done
loading banter modules........ Done
adding /brit/ modules...arse, 'sheed, rorkes, radcen, CORBYN Dallas, Deano, slags, chebs, slegs, smeg, FOY FOY FOY...........DONE
promoting -ise for -ize..... Done
clearing runts..... Done
entering /brit/........

wipe yer snickers and drop yer knickers, lads, I am in the mood for a full English this morning

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wankard pooser

but thats just a theory, a BRIT THEORY

lads once you plummit into soft fat obese girl pussy you can't really go back

is that from that dream emulator game

the latest cop:
fl esports mk870 barebones keyboard
90 x akko cs jelly purple tactile switches
akko black & silver pbt keycaps

75 degrees or so max

Apple software is always smoother and faster. Just a shame it’s so restrictive. On the mobile devices anyway. I have no experience with their macbooks

Howling
Growling
Roaring
Screaming

It’s acceptable to repost your post in the new under these circumstances.

>you can't really go back
because they absorb you for nutrients

*goes back to the previous thread just to fart on your post*

Oh my days user is actually sitting upright at his epic battlestation desktop computer, his command post, his think tank. Typing on his keyboard lmao. Ever heard of an iPhone?

rggnngnglnlnrplp poopoopooPOOPOOPOOPOOPOO POOOOOOOOOO!!!! WEEEEEEEEE WEEEEE NIGGER POOOOOOO!!! NIGGER POOO WEE WOOO WEEE WOOO WEEEE POOOO WEE POOOOo!!! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

FUCK YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT NIGGER CUNT NIGGER CUNT NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT NIGGER FUCK FUCK FUCK

screaming

always howl when mikey starts talking about tech thick fucking cunt

For me? It’s a razr mouse.

It’s a new mikey and he’s much stupider than the last

this desktop nigga think's he's the us president in an apocalyptic movie, his little battlestation with all the gadgets and buttons omds

Alri
Favorite daddy Yankee song?

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tabla x
one of my favourites ngl

He’s a pretty normal, affable guy if you engage with him. Have no issues with are michael.

I bought 10 grand of netflix stock 3 months ago lads

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for me
youtube.com/watch?v=XtPY5kxjCWo

sex

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Yeah I liked it

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um, chile anyway so…

I’m a tinkerer

Why can't brit architects do windows properly?

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WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

that's why you feed her whilst you fuck innit, to ensure she doesn't eat you

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Praise God!

>Or maybe I'll just wait for it to end
wano or one piece? haha

I think One Piece will last another 5 to 10 years. Unless things really ramp up, and desu they probably will . the balance of power has been broken and Luffy's Yonko tier now

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you meant 10 quids x

anyone fancy a game of willy wars: nigger edition

>toilet window + front room window

what more you wanting? It’s not a bloody greenhouse

oda said it’s ending within a year

um actually my computer is next to the sofa permanently connected to the living room TV so you can all fuck off?

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amd ryzen 5600x with noctua nh-c14s
amd radeon 6700xt deshrouded with 2x noctua nf-a12x25
32 gb 3600mhz ram
1 tb pci-e 3.0 ssd
1 tb pci-e 4.0 ssd
use with a gigabyte 1440p 144 hz monitor as well as my 4k tv (steam remote play on my local network)

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scranning my own poo

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

everybody is howling, growling, roaring and screaming

but how often are people CREASED?!

>Tamiya
based
>kojima
not so based

>no thunderbolt
checkmate

They should bring back the fucking loony asylums and stick some of you lot in.
Fuck me.

mikey get yourself a nice mini itx desktop pc would fit well in a caravan

Where exactly *is* the hood at?

BOP BOP BOP BOP
BIG TUNE MAKE DA TING GO UP
GO LISTEN PON SOUNDCLOUD BOP
BIG TUNE
YOU DONE KNOW

tell you what’s creased: my shirts and other garments because I never iron them

feel like ironing is a boomer activity. Todays space-age fabrics don’t need ironed

ohoho my mate, that is one sneaky surprise attack in the willy! he was not seeing that attack coming, and neither was your mom *spurts willy juice all over her face* ahhhhhh......i cum on her face............RELIEF....... ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

Ngl, I support the gays and lesbians, but if my employer forced me to wear a rainbow flag, I'd have problems. I don't wear my politics on my sleeve

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>balance of power has been broken and Luffy's Yonko tier now

That's what it sounds like because from what you've said he's actually got like a Sengoku tier fruit, although I guess even more incredible

For me it's
youtu.be/fq9q2IG1YSk

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>In August 2019, Oda predicted One Piece ending between 2024 and 2025
oh wow, that's too soon. I started following One Piece in 2003 I don't want it to end...

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