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dire

gizza sum

there’s a surgery you can get that fixes that

>liberation of northern korea
>it's becomes a literal hereditary totalitarian dictatorship that's so bad people are condemning their relatives to suffering just to escape the hellhole

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i wish i worked at a food bank
i'd tell everyone that i am a banker

Then when the election comes around Labour runs a campaign based on gender neutral bathrooms or some other bullshit.

They should increase how much people get in benefits to be honest

only did it with my ex and she was always clenched up. Always a bit a hard to get it in we did it a few times but she only let me cum inside once
She always initiated it too but I swear she just did it so she could get dramatic afterwards about how it hurt. Was an annoying cunt but I was horny

this looks so fucking stupid. elves are supposed to be a race in themselves

too early for that. I'm gonna make sure I have no body fat and that my posture is good, if it's still shit then we'll see the options >.

>6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

i'd be like brb need to go to my bank to have a meeting with my clients

when americans talk about sex i assume both parties are grossly overweight

didn't get any opinions last thread so asking again
>make bumble account in 2019
>22yo
>90% of girls around 18-24 look young
>delete app after lack of success
>reinstall today
>now 25yo
>90% of girls around 21-25 look older than me
what the hell is going on?

families yes
single blokes (like the neets here) no

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americans are peng tings

>get rid of the tits
why do hot jew women keep doing this

Lots of defectors go back when the realise the hell of capitalism in the US ruled south.
aljazeera.com/news/2022/1/4/defector-who-returned-to-n-korea-had-a-difficult-life-in-seoul

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DRUMS OF LIBERATION

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I was thinking about the mariana trench recently. I have deep thoughts

*ahem*
I said, eating POO X

don’t care

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i'm just as uninterested in this post as i was the first time you posted it.

scranning shit

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Getting food from a food bank and selling it on ebay
We call that money making

just got back from the sixth dimension
kinda overrated if I'm honest

Bum shagging is overrated. Once had to go hospital with a gf from years ago cos she ruptured something high up in her arse from where I was hitting it. Don’t need that shite didn’t even get to cum

fatphobia might be a thing innit
it's an attempt to get rid of tits and arse

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one piece of shit lol

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I agree

slut, you think i wont choke no whore till her vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?

oh sorry
… also eating poo x

mongs go on and on about how Africa by Toto is the best song ever, but it's not even the best song by Toto

it's Hold The Line if you didn't know

yeah?
*flattens into a 2d plane and jumps through a seam in the wall*

why do women still think men like skinny
nobody likes skinny

from that article

As of September, about 33,800 North Koreans had resettled in South Korea, daring a long, risky journey – usually via China – in pursuit of a new life while fleeing poverty and oppression at home.

Since 2012, only 30 defectors are confirmed to have returned to the North, according to the Unification Ministry.

cope on mong

my space bar is squeaking rather loud every time i use it. like a mouse
ahahahahaha haha oh my days haha
wow i made myself laugh quite a bit with that one. hahaha!
hahahahahaahahahahahaahaha fuck me

single mothers and their spawn aren't "families"

It's been far too long since I've eaten minge

More the taboo tbqh just an inferior vagina filled with shit.

sleepy time bye

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mikey is out of the crypto game then immediately calls for benefits to go up loooool

miserable gits

>it's not even the best song by Toto

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ears like a fucking elephant

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do more retired brits move to france than the other way around?

having a hard time sneeding

There's a gear 5 now? Luffy goes Super Saiyan?

I like skinny women.

obviously. why would anyone from france retire to the uk?

nah mate what you like is men
sorry and all that

rorke bangs the drums

having a hard time having a hard on

absolutely insane how utterly useless lecturers are

Some Frenchies move to the Highlands

stop that immediately

banter

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These mother fuckers are thinkin you playin' it

shit gibbon cock snogging trump gobbling spunk puffin of a man me

bummed a girl a few times and never got poo on my willy or had anything except a great time
although I'm feeling peckish now so a bit of poo would go down a treat x

i would move to scotland if i wasn't a lazy shit
perma overcast is my jam

views, weather, cost of living?

probably about 50 in the last 10 years

Alri Jermaine unkowala

what time is it in the uk?
this seems to be consistently where the best posts happen

I've been diagnosed with MS (Massive Schlong)

rosanna

UK is peng city runts just dont know what they're missing out on

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the reflex by duran duran

>schlong
FOY

10pm my man

this is the correct choice

france has better nature
france has better weather
france is cheaper (especially property)

22:04, evenings are busy as toilers and NEETs are both on.

is that a public beach? where are all the umbrellas?

Well you’d want to unless you want to see an increase in criminality. The under funded police are already struggling as is

Back of ten

I couldn't think of another S word for penis fuck off

for me it’s girls on film

bit of a freak, me
suck toes and play video games simple as

Drummers bum Rosanna for the purdie shuffle

depends on the time zone duh

is that scarborough?

spear

my handspan is 17cm

rio

Busiest but worst time
All full of shite like "eating poo", lyricposting and some love story about girls at work that the runts here are too afraid to speak to

umbrellas? on british beaches?
*beats the american out of you*
mong

Looks shit

you know the British Isles were originally just an extension of France right? The weather and nature are virtually identical

just shoot them.

was eating dinner with an English couple on the train the other day. they kept talking about how ‘spiky’ the food was, but they clearly were trying to say ‘spicy’. I don’t think you’re sending your best and brightest

South of France gets way hotter than anywhere in the UK

I love it when northern girls say bum.
It's arousing to me.

no lad west coast init
*throws up \/\/ gang sign*

more like the continent was an extension of britain and then we let it go like someone letting go of an old pair of shoes or something fuck em dont you ever fucking say that again

Anglos piss themselves at the sight of a firearm.

So says the south Korean lapdog of the USA. Real numbers are much higher and many south Koreans move there anyway.

i like it
always some heavy discussions about politics etc during aus daylight hours which is just grim

ah yes, st tropez has the same weather and landscape as stornoway. give your head a wobble and get a clue lad

makes you sick really

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*calls you up*
yes, is this -your name here-?
*you say yes*
grand! just letting you know we sent you someone else's result by accident mix up in the names y'see
*you seethe from the other side of the line*
i'm so sorry we'll send the amended document shortly with some free pamphlet about VSWS (very small willy syndrome)
byye
*hungs up on you*

Thought pikeys were too hard for guns

good lad

Well I think I better put some spiced wedges in the oven I'm hungry now and need something to soak up the beers. You lads want owt?

Election Day is Saturday in Australia

New Moon On Monday, Girls on Film, Hungry Like The Wolf, I fucking love Duran Duran, was brought up on them.

Lol. Imagine thinking 1000 miles south is the same climate as ours Jesus mate. Not to mention those fuck of mountains they have. Their nature is vastly different to ours

Labour won't solve anything, they'll just try to reform the dying capitalist system when it needs to be overthrown in its entirety and replaced with socialism, the dictatorship of the proletariat based on unlimited force against the bourgeoisie who rule and exploit us.

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Better than going to some povvo who would have just spent the lot on scratchcards and fags

up bright and early lad
time is it over there like 6?