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feeling sinful
Business idea: Estonian themed weed cafe called Estonedia
Addicted to swarthy chebs I am
paige turnah
ella hughes
ava dalush
emma leigh
sophie dee
love british porn whores
>no lolly badcock
imagine referring to some Russian lads from 70 years ago as “we” because you larp as a communist on Any Forums omdzzzz
worried about the fate of my eternal soul
Say the most British thing you can think of.
corrr any more?
craving for 'za?
Poleaboo pregnant
Want some sub-Saharan baps in my face pronto
MI5 is the British Okhrana/Gestapo. An agency of privately educated tarquins. What we in the British working class need is a CHEKA.
what are the little tables for?
turn the phone off
go touch grass
leng
Corrsplaff grim trannard's bum with a poowank
stop the pizza getting squashed when you close the box
how do people even know pornstar names? i just click a category and browse until something catches my eye
their names are in the titles and i can read
one of my first ever wanks was when I googled her name on my nintendo ds after seeing her on babestation she had a 30 second promo teaser on her website and I spaffed to it almost immediately wish there was a way to recreate the rush of watching hardcore porn for the first time desu
Why do people brag about not knowing pornstars names? If I find them hot and want to see more of them than it’s natural I’ll just remember their names
don't even watch porn
literally only use my imagination
5 minute ordeal
done with it
bit weird
yeah yeah yeah like the average russian conscript really gave a shit about marxian economics lmao. at most they were fighting for a vague sense of patriotism, which is why all the propaganda of the era emphasises russian nationalism and not marx’s theory of labour or whatever
even if they were all die hard communists who studied marx in depth, you, a loser freak from 2022 posting on an anime forum, has nothing to do with them
ktim
getting psyopped again
they are now required to shout their names during the sex scenes. Plus, porn scenes have ads now
Usually goes
>For just $5.99 a month
*gets double penetrated*
>you can be my guest
*sucks 2 cocks*
>behind the scenes
which way, white man?
>dog
nigga that's a horse
I looked up some of the named mentioned in these threads and they are all munters
seems to be demonically possessed on the left so right
lanky freak
what do you fellas normally order at the indian takeaway? might scran tonight and looking inspiration
seems to be demonically possessed on the left so right
Not paid enough to be the only person at this billion pound media company with an ounce of problem solving ability
Welcome to Britain, lads.
2022.
>giving money to pakis
chips cheese and donner
love getting white schoolgirl meat with flecks of shit, pubic hair, spit, cashew powder (even though i tell them i'm allergic) and if i'm feeling cheeky i'll have some half-cooked chips on the side
seems to be demonically possessed on the right so left
uh
I'm very good with remembering faces and names in general. actors, musicians, people I met at a party once, people from LinkedIn, pornstars just happens to be one of those groups.
Madras pilau rice and naan bread
One whole month (+1 week) since the ASMRfu’s last vid
I suffer
Keep an excel sheet with their names and videos in for future reference
whomst?
>bought some king size condoms cause the regular ones felt a bit tight
>they fit my nob perfectly
get in lads
happened to me mate but thank God she came back. hoping yours makes a return
Confluence is going to change your life
popping a pringle
well im finally getting kicked out, trying to get together enough shit to keep me going temporarily so far ive got
>tent
>sleeping mat
>flask
>portable charger for my phone
>small gas tank with hob that fits nicely in my rucksack to boil water for pot noodles
>3 changes of clothes (dont want to fill up all my bag space)
>200 quid cash and have around 3k savings in my bank account
>paracetamol + wet wipes + hand wash
>lighter
>knife to shave wood and help make little fires on cold nights
what else do i need? bare in mind im limited for space, plan on getting a gym membership (£30 p/m) which will allow me access to a daily shower and power to charge my batteries etc
my phone bill is only £20 a month so will still have unlimited data, what else do i need
pretty twinks
did you buy an indian brand perchance?
Let me guess, King of the pixies I presume?
need to hear it pronounce "pringles"
Why you getting kicked out?
Virgin freak in work managed to start dating some asian girl
Said they shagged 5 times in one night
Doesn’t even sound enjoyable
>buy gym subscription
>shower at the gym
shout outs to austria gay tv
>"More popular than Jesus" is part of a remark made by John Lennon of the Beatles in a March 1966 interview, in which he argued that the public were more infatuated with the band than with Jesus, and that Christian faith was declining to the extent that it might be outlasted by rock music. His opinions drew no controversy when originally published in the London newspaper The Evening Standard, but drew angry reactions from Christian communities when republished in the United States that July.
And then quid intake comes from??
>seething girthlets putting a rubber band around their baggy regular sized condoms trying to belittle my massive cock
sad
mad how white vfs can get asians but only the top black or asian shaggers end up with white women
do you just watch her or have crafty wanks over her mouth sounds?
Asmr nigga just create a tulpa while smoking weed on 600ug of acid
my asmrfu completely aped and stole another ones style but idc cus they do it better hehe
mum has a boyfriend that she wants to move in permanently and claims ive been
nothing but a burden on her life (probably true considering im 20 and have only ever had 1 job which was summer temp)
im not mad at her i dont blame her for kicking me out its not her fault im a failure she deserves to enjoy her life just got to get on with it havent i
fleshlight
Sluggy
>>mum has a boyfriend
only grimness can follow
so much projection lol
Rorke values
>Family
>Nationalism
>Community
>Faith
>Homogeneity
>Discipline
>Masculinity
Leftypol values
>black trannies or something
>reddit atheism
Idc about a dead Jew on a stick
Just watched a video of Brits dunking on Americans over having to pay for healthcare. And I know it's a stereotype, but I reckon most people's medical bills aren't actually that bad and it's just a meme. Most people probably have very reasonably priced medical insurance and those insane bills you see in memes are just 1 in a million flukes.
Next job needs to be remote work
Not arsed with this commute anymore
>600 mics
moderate dose that no chance is he doing any shaman level stuff
what’s your long term plan mate
or just going to become a wayward vagrant
What you need is to realise that we are all aware of the fact that you couldn't beat a cymbal. Now, be quiet. The only hard thing about you is the sock under your bed in mummy's house.
Mate
Your mom is a right cunt
Stockholm Syndrome
could be worse, my dad has a boyfriend
cared enough to reply
reckon he could batter you desu
healthcare in america is expensive but the quality is incredible. nhs is only better if you’re really povvo
Invest in a scooby-doo lamp mate
>Family
spook
>Nationalism
even bigger spook
>Community
cope
>Faith
cope
>Homogeneity
nonsensical
>Discipline
spook
>Masculinity
cope
>black trannies or something
spook
>reddit atheism
spook